not as l33t as kow.
i am playing like wafer.
man that guy looks like wafer
by Kow_Patt August 09, 2003
Top Definition
What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.

There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?

But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.

A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.

Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
by Jacob-dudebutt! June 21, 2006
another way to call someone a fagbag. a wafer refers to someone who is: gay, slutty, faggoty, or just a plain loser
yo man your sutch a wafer.
by THT KID June 05, 2010
a very skinny person
Dude! Look at that wafer, she must weigh like 2 pounds.
by Tess C November 10, 2005
The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.
It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.
by Paroosh October 25, 2011
A flavorless cracker, i.e. A white, middle aged man with no personality or street sense, a dry sense of humor often seen on the golf channel. Women can also be wafers, however the woman wafer is called a "waffle".
by Ashtonisjesus April 11, 2010
a skinny ass kid who wears girl jeans and tries to impress girls with magic tricks.Obsessed with his tattoos, and convincing people that he's not gay.ANNOYING.] He usually is seen in local"scene" hang outs and thinks he's god's gift to earth.
He's usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HE'S NOT...he's probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?].=]
What a wafer, he tried to pick up like 5 differnt girls tonight, too bad he doesn't have a penis...BHAHA!
by StarXC February 08, 2007
A wafer is a term used to describe a young white nigga who is a faggot, dick, pussy, and or likes to dock.
Man he's a fuckin wafer
by Wafer boy May 14, 2014
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