wad
a delicious brownie-like dessert invented, made, and named, by Glen in the movie "Accepted".
Glen: "look what i did"
Bartleby: "ugh! what are those?"
G: i call 'em GlenWads. they contain every delicious flavor in every single bite, try one"
B: "i'm not gunna lie to you, they look discusting."
G: "this shit will get you high on flavor alone"
Blonde Chick: "glen, i love your wads."

-later-

Hoyt: "what are you doing?"
Bartleby: "i'm eatin' a wad."
by capitan chevale December 08, 2007

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Weapon of Anal Destruction
"I saw her booty, and my wang became a WAD"

"A lax stick can be a dangerous WAD"
by MeaverHuntingSociety April 22, 2013

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WAD is an acronym for What would AMI DO!
Oh know its fucked up again! what should I do "I know what would Ami do" WAD
by beff234 September 07, 2011

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"What a Dumbass"

Simply put... no background information needed.
(1)

-"Oh man, John jumped backwards off a cliff and landed on his chin!"

-"WAD."

(2)
-"Do you like money?"

-"WAD question."

(3)
-He cheated on me with my best friend!

-Ugh, WAD punk!
by IXTaniaXI February 24, 2011

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A pathetically incorrect way of naming the "WASD" key system used to move around in PC games
Person 1: "Hey I just stopped using the arrow keys for WADS in WoW

Person 2: "It's WASD you fucking moron."
by linknpark247 January 06, 2007

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wad
white milky ejaculate fired from the penis, usually down a womans throat
she sucked me until i blew a huge steamy wad in her mouth .... bitch swallowed every drop :)
by juice November 03, 2002

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Acronym for "What a douche"

Douche literally means a liquid used to clean the female genitalia but in modern times, douche means an asshole, a bitch, a skunk bag, a retard, etc.
Ed: Look at that guy trying to hump the tree!
Edd: WAD!
Eddy: What's that?
Edd: What a douche, douche!
by Pseudonomy October 01, 2010

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