An irritable undersized adult American male with a napoleon complex and a conservative republican disposition, these individuals are commonly born in the Midwest, bred in the southeast, and characterized by their borderline-saintly devout Catholic Italian mothers, despicable, socially inept siblings, one or more weird misshaped little fingers, and a preternatural infatuation with female sodomy.

More times than not, these personalities will end up working for the family business due to a substandard education from a third-rate institution of higher learning, frequently earning insignificant bachelor degrees in majors such as Basket Weaving, Liberal Studies, or Interdisciplinary Social Science.

Furthermore, this category of person will regularly accumulate numerous aliases, one of which being “tripod,” stemming from the embodiment of two stubby legs and a largely disproportionate lower extremity. Due to this anomaly, wackies tend to marry up, literally as well as figuratively, habitually attracting taller, younger, better looking female counterparts.

One surefire way of differentiating between a regular, run of the mill, stunted human being, and a wacky, is by observing his relentless use of the idiom “tongue the balls”.

All of us knew full well that the pintsized ill-tempered republican pundit was being a gigantic wacky. We could see his tiny crooked pinky. We could sense his peewee frustrations. We could smell the resentment, which emanates from a person of inferior educational status and a shoddy FSU diploma. Plus, one of the females of the group, a much taller, younger, better looking corresponding person than he, touched his member, affirming what we had all known to be certain: this was indeed a wacky and he was most definitely being a tripod bastard.
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 15, 2006
10 Words related to wacky
Top Definition
A word that means 'crazy', as in weird, different from others, silly or funny.
1. You are so wacky!
2. Have you heard of that wacky website?
by Nanda June 29, 2006
behaving in a silly or random way in order to appear funny.
'get married sideways'
'cheese moneky spaceman apricot!'
'i'm random!!'
by daveyp May 26, 2005
A word to describe a person or situation that is highly out of the ordinary or funny.
Man, that girl Michelle is so Wacky.
by IliketheMovieTheater October 02, 2011
The act of smoking marijuana in addition to taking adderall, (or another ADD medication.)
Hey man, I picked up a sack today! Let's get wacky before we hit up that party!
by Glory801 November 19, 2010
Courtney Love. Especially on David Letterman, March 17, 2004.
Courtney Love: Am I wacky?
Letterman: Are you wacky?
Love: Yeah, but is that illegal?
Letteman: No, but its not a good idea.
by yam March 18, 2004
1. To jerk off delightfully.
1. "Why are you tired? Did you already wacky?"

2. "I wackied before the big game to reduce stress."

3. "Are you nervous?" "No, I already wackied."

4. "Stop sending me links to Big Tit Nurses 3! I already wackied!!!"
by TRONJAM August 17, 2009
1. Crazy fuggin weed, on a scale of beaner, wacky, and heady, with beaner being below shwag, wacky being equal to, but greater than shwag, and heady beaing equal to, but lower than dank.

2. Lased weed that fuggs your shit right up
yo man, we got some wacky weed here tonight

we got fucked up off wacky shit last wednesday during school
by WAW October 10, 2004

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