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1.
an improperly done handjob where the girls hand is upside down. It also helps if your name is Jackie Mueller
Jackie Mueller and
" yo did u hear what Connor and that girl did behind the bus?" "no what?" "She gave him a wacky Jackie!" "ha ha sucks for him"
by john foley..........gay April 02, 2009
 
2.
n. an alcoholic beverage containing feces, urine, and Kool-Aid. The drink is frequently mixed in an over sized blender to accommodate for the blended results- salt and vinegar may be added to generate a favorable taste.
"Hey Johnny, you mixing drinks at Carol's party tonight?"

"Yeah, bro...if the party is shitty, I'll have to bust out a wacky jackie"
by Dr. Josephus February 11, 2009