defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who

- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative

A stupid sick name for a great musical incon. He is bigger then Madonna and ELvis and SOld loads more records.

Publicly known as Michael Jackson. Can either be one of two things:

1) A pale noseless demon from Hell who drops babies from balconies and does unspeakable things to male children who are left unattended.

2) A malfunctioning cyborg which is falling apart thanks to years of neglect as a result of overriding its maintenance program with NAMBLA video seminars.

A rare species of undetermined origins that is capable of changing it's entire appearance(color/hair/nose). Often seen drinking wine and watching porn with 10 year olds and a monkey.

Surrounded by "yes-people" all his life, it's no wonder he can't comprehend what's socially acceptable.
has to have an umbrella to keep out of the sun, and he looks like f***ing Dracula!!!
Wj's oopsies:

named his kid Blanket
dangled Blanket off a balcony
blanket's other name is prince, so he has 2 kids named prince!
morphed his face into a dead whitey
thriller video was crap-end of story
"it's not surgery! it's uummm, puberty!"

A sicko child molester who claims he's only had two plastic surgeries BUT he looks nothing like he did back in '71 and his face alone scares adults. He also somehow "turned" white because back 30 years ago he was black. He sings good music, but, face it, he's a freak.

A name given too Michael Jackson to express his strange behavior, Often used when refering too molestation allegations.