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A spastic, nerdy, and repressed professional who attends the office early.
What the fuck wackjob, what are you doing here at 700AM, you shit the bed!?!
by ian l wachowicz October 04, 2006
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Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
by Phoebe Beaver August 04, 2005
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a complete nut absolutly fucking crazy some syn. mother-in-law, nut, loon etc.
That girl is total fucking wackjob.
by april hussler March 20, 2004
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An idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.
That guy is such a wack job.
by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003
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An ecentric individual prone to odd behavior, ie. sitting and rocking, twiddling thumbs, mumbling incessantly about helicopters, and outbursts of lewd indecent exposure
JJ was ok, but now that wackjob is off his rocker.
by Joceppi August 04, 2003
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Anyone who is crazy. May call other people crazy because denial of self wackiness. Usually anyone named Seth.
Oh man did you see Seth running around naked? He's such a wackjob
by Jdksofjd April 21, 2017
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A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.
Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003
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