| 85. | CMS | ||
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Constant Masturbation Syndrome I couldn't help but masturbate 4 times today, i must have CMS.
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| 86. | CUTJ | ||
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Constant Urge To Jizz i hav CUTJ because i feel the need to msturbate
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| 87. | nipple slicker | ||
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chewing on a ladies tit! she was horny so i gave her a nipple slicker
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| 88. | AGB | ||
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or ass grundle and balls. The term used to describe the flaw in porn when the camera angle captures the male participant's Buttocks, ass ball connection, and scrotum in one shot. This is highly displeasing to most viewers and is very annoying as the ratio of female body and male body tips towards the males favor. Dude, i was on wackin my meat today to porn when the vid suddenly went AGB on me. i lost my boner..
Son: "Want to go to my wrestling meet dad?" Dad: "So i can watch AGB all day? no thanks..." |
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| 89. | easterbating | ||
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to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today
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| 90. | gabby | ||
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To steal tips and constantly run your mouth about irrelevant bullshit meanwhile never getting to the point. Frequently accompanied by an australian accent/ and or greasy slicked back hair. Caution may cause ears to bleed and may only be combated with a gun filled with curry. I went to the hospital with a migrane today, must have a bad case of the gab.
Today, a guy shot me, and when i asked him why he shot me, he told me it was because gas prices went up and the dali lamma once sucked his dick after the queen knighted him Sir shit of turd mountain. I found myelf in the eye of a gabby attack. ;) |
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| 91. | einner wiener | ||
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(v)-to touch your man parts/masturbate I went on a date with this girl, and she didn't put out so I was forced to einner wiener it all night.
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