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We made up the word wab in Scotland, I can guarantee it. The real definition goes something like this:

Wab (1): n A person who acheives intellectual victory over another, usually by a technicallity, often with a large degree of smugness.
Wab (2): vb To acheive intellectual victory over someone, usually by a technicality or illogical argument, often with a large degree of smugness
The word is disgustingly versatile:

In it's original form:
You are a wab.

Other forms:
You have been wabbed!
Absolute wabber.
You've been wabbish today.
Such a wabbable guy.
by Drew Thomson August 25, 2004
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A low-income hispanic, with no adaptation of the main-stream American culture and limited english language vocabulary and pronounciation.
Same definition as "chuntaro." Most commonly used in Orange County, CA. Probably originated their.
4th street in Santa Ana is full of wabs.
My cousin is such a wab.
Damn, you look like a wab right now.
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a northern Ireland slang term used for Cock
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"Did you see that birds wabs! they were massive"
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If it is early in the morning and one person thinks it would be funny if they were really loud and annoying when everyone else around them is tired.
W.A.B
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WABS: disease found in females that can infect males after periods of close contact.
Female WABS: Whiney Ass Bitch Syndrome
- Symptoms include mood swings, high pitch squeals, uncalled for overreactions, and a long extension of the last syllable of each sentence.
Male WABS: Whipped Ass Boyfriend Syndrome.
- Symptoms include loss of backbone, loss of cash, blurred vision, and increased interest in feminine activities.
"Dude, i hate her, she's got WABS so bad!"
i know, i dunno why he's going out with her, he must have it too"
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Me: Hey tim take a shot for me
T: nah man im tired
Me: Get the fuck outta my face!! you WAB
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