acronym for What Would Obama Do?
Inspired by the new president-elect Barack Obama, this is used as a reminder to take the high road and make the right choice.

An acronym for "What Would Jesus Do For A Zero Day" - Reference to IT slang in the field of IT Security, a 0-day or Zero-day exploits (code that can use a security hole to carry out an attack) are used by attackers before the software developers know about the vulnerability. Also known as wwjd40d.

"W.W.B.D" Short for "What Would Bobby Do...." When contemplating the best of two choices, or if an obstacle is to be overtaken, W.W.B.D is ALWAYS the best consideration. Bobby Stasko, the "Bobby" in question is brilliant and his philosophy's will never steer you wrong.

Don't believe? Google Bobby Stasko...

whatever demonstrandum

Spoof of the all-present "Q.E.D." for "quod erat demonstrandum". Meaning roughly the same ("what was demonstrated") but with a heavy note of resignation or indifference.

i would suck his dick

when your bestfriend sends you a picture of a hot boy and saying omg doesnt describe the boys goodlooks enough and you need to express your outward love towards his hotness.

Totally Sweet Dudes- guys that put a lot of product in their hair, like to wear muscle shirts & drink protein shakes; they often drive a Honda or Mistubishi with a mod kit on it.

Bah! Doom is here to prove that Athens, early Rome, and all three George W.'s (George Washington, George W Bush, and his father) all had their heads on backwards and their eyes twirled toward non-existant gophers.

1st Fundemental Flaw: People Are Like Monkeys: they're bananas.

Minor Elections

1. Exactly 5 people in any given general election know who any candidates are other than the presidential candidates.
2. Those five people know who other candidates are because they are physically unable to stop watching television, and thus cannot rise and vote anyway.
3. And nobody else cares about local politics.
4. Yet local elections still take a fair turnout. Why? Imagine you walk into a room expecting to eat a hot dog. And so you do. But after eating the hot dog, you turn to find the door locked. You look around and find the room completely white, and so unremarkable that you immediately collapse into explosive boredom, prepared to go insane from sensory deprivation. But wait. There is something you can do. Somebody has left you two check boxes and a pencil. Could be fun to check one of them. OOh! That was fun! Let's do it again! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!

And that's all the thought that goes into voting for a minor office.

1. Now that we're in a childish fantasy world of escaping madness by checking boxes, let's look at the things in the boxes. There are two methods: pick your favorite color, or go with the funniest sounding wo...