acronym for What Would Obama Do?
Inspired by the new president-elect Barack Obama, this is used as a reminder to take the high road and make the right choice.
"Look at those rednecks and their pickup broke down on the side of the road! They won't get help for hours out here in the middle of nowhere, haha!"
"Hey, man, that's not cool. W.W.O.D.?"
"You're right, I should stop and give them a hand."
An acronym for "What Would Jesus Do For A Zero Day" - Reference to IT slang in the field of IT Security, a 0-day or Zero-day exploits (code that can use a security hole to carry out an attack) are used by attackers before the software developers know about the vulnerability. Also known as wwjd40d.
Chinese Hackers wondered W.W.J.D.4.0.D. when they managed to bypass Google's security systems.
"W.W.B.D" Short for "What Would Bobby Do...." When contemplating the best of two choices, or if an obstacle is to be overtaken, W.W.B.D is ALWAYS the best consideration. Bobby Stasko, the "Bobby" in question is brilliant and his philosophy's will never steer you wrong.
Don't believe? Google Bobby Stasko...
Guy1. "Dude, wanna go sky diving today? "
Guy2. "sounds swell but i got to go to the Home Depot"
Guy1. "Gay.. WTF man W.W.B.D.....
Bud Light or Lion's Head.... W.W.B.D...... The correct choice.. Lions Head
Spoof of the all-present "Q.E.D." for "quod erat demonstrandum". Meaning roughly the same ("what was demonstrated") but with a heavy note of resignation or indifference.
A: You're so stupid you couldn't find the door.
B: That's it. I'm leaving. ...Where is that damn door again?
A: W.E.D. *rolls eyes*
i would suck his dick
when your bestfriend sends you a picture of a hot boy and saying omg doesnt describe the boys goodlooks enough and you need to express your outward love towards his hotness.
bestfriend: look at this sexy beast
you: oh my god hes fucking sexy , I.W.S.H.D <3
bestfriend: yes!! same !<33 xi
Totally Sweet Dudes- guys that put a lot of product in their hair, like to wear muscle shirts & drink protein shakes; they often drive a Honda or Mistubishi with a mod kit on it.
The T.S.D.s are all hanging out at the 7-11, revving their engines.
|14.||Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy|
Bah! Doom is here to prove that Athens, early Rome, and all three George W.'s (George Washington, George W Bush, and his father) all had their heads on backwards and their eyes twirled toward non-existant gophers.more...
1st Fundemental Flaw: People Are Like Monkeys: they're bananas.
1. Exactly 5 people in any given general election know who any candidates are other than the presidential candidates.
2. Those five people know who other candidates are because they are physically unable to stop watching television, and thus cannot rise and vote anyway.
3. And nobody else cares about local politics.
4. Yet local elections still take a fair turnout. Why? Imagine you walk into a room expecting to eat a hot dog. And so you do. But after eating the hot dog, you turn to find the door locked. You look around and find the room completely white, and so unremarkable that you immediately collapse into explosive boredom, prepared to go insane from sensory deprivation. But wait. There is something you can do. Somebody has left you two check boxes and a pencil. Could be fun to check one of them. OOh! That was fun! Let's do it again! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
And that's all the thought that goes into voting for a minor office.
1. Now that we're in a childish fantasy world of escaping madness by checking boxes, let's look at the things in the boxes. There are two methods: pick your favorite color, or go with the funniest sounding wo...