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A computer worm or bot reported to have been created by the United States Government (probably the National Security Administration) in conjunction with Israel, its initial purpose was to infiltrate the computers at Iran's nuclear refinement facility and allow the U.S. a way to disable or damage Iran's centrifuges. The program "Olympic Games" was initiated by George W. Bush in 2006 and continued by Barack Obama even after the worm went "rogue" and infected computers in other countries.
After the worm was secretly introduced into the nuclear facility's computers, about 1,000 of 5,000 centrifuges were damaged or destroyed by commands to over-speed. More damage was also caused to control mechanisms and monitors. According to some, citing United Nations conventions, this puts the United States technically at war with Iran. Obama was pretty pissed off when the New York Times revealed his administration was allowing the spread of the "Stuxnet" virus around the world.
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| 100. | individual acts of 'stupid' | ||
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An event or occurrence in which one person does or says something so brainless, so idiotic, so absolutely fucked-in-the-head that you begin to wonder whether you should point and laugh, or run away with overwhelming shame and embarrassment for the entire human race. This always happens by one individual, without any outside influence. 100% natural stupidity. "there were THIRTEEN cars off the road. THIRTEEN! i saw two separate three-car accidents, two 2-car accidents, and the rest were just individual acts of 'stupid'."
The worst offenders: George W. Bush Anna Nicole Smith Amy Winehouse Lindsay Lohan Flava Flav Paris Hilton |
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| 101. | Harry Chapin | ||
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Popular, but sometimes forgotten singer in the 70's. Wrote several good songs including:
Taxi, Cat's in the Cradle, Danceband on the titantic, W*O*L*D* 30,000 Pounds of Banas, ...etc. Died nine years into his career when his car was hit in New York. Gave lots of money to charities. Cool Guy.
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| 102. | Big Book | ||
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The "bible" of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). The book which is actually entitled simply "Alcoholic Anonymous," was written by Bill W., a New York stockbroker, after founding the group with Dr. Bob in a kitchen in Akron, Ohio.
Contains many first person accounts in narrative form of battles with the "cunning and baffling" drink. These narratives are replaced and updated with more contemporary drunkalogues periodically by the bureaucracy controlled from AA World Service Office (WSO) in New York City. "I'm going to a Big Book study meeting tonight, as part of my 90 in 90."
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| 103. | Clinton | ||
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The 42nd president of the states, Bill Clinton was a foreign policy master. He presided over a huge economic expansion, and general good times as the telecommunication revolution and internet proliferation dominated our lives and welfare.
A Rhodes scholar and Yale lawyer, he was an unknown governor of Arkansas before becoming the first two term democrat in 48 years. He banged an intern and almost lost it all. But while defending against impeachment, and facing a civil lawsuit, he led wars in Bosnia and Somalia. Retired to New York, his wife Hillary is a state senator, and otherwise well known by many. BTW, his staff did not damage the White House at the end of his term. Such press releases were all later retracted (with the exception of one W key on a keyboard--but that's just Yalie fun and games). 2. Getting puntang from unpaid interns He's like Clinton banging that 20 year old in the board room.
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| 104. | George Bush | ||
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(H.W)President of the United States in the years 1988-1992. Moderately sucessful president who continued policies of the Reagan administration. So the ultimate sucess of his predecessors plan to drive the USSR under through massive military spending. Fought a sucessful war to liberate Kumwait from Saddam Hussein, but failed to remove him from power, leaving a disaster in Iraq which his son had to clean up a decade later. Known for saying "Read my lips, no new taxes". Suceeded by Bill Clinton.
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(W.)Current president of the United States 2000-2008. Narrowly defeated Al Gore in 2000 election on issues of morals and smaller government,course of presidency deflected by Spetember 11th attacks. Invaded Afghanistan and deposed the Taliban, against protests of Socialist governments in Europe and Liberal pundits at home, Invaded Iraq and deposed Saddam Hussien. Recently won reelection in contest against John Kerry. Plans massive overhaul of government welfare state programs such as Social Security, Medicare and a simplification of the tax code. George W. has been criticized by a wide variety of people, mainly because he says what he means on subjects he considers important and doesnt give a shit if Hollywood, European secularists, Left College Students, or the New York Times disagrees with him or consider him insensitive. Has old-fashioned and conservative values which are especially repugnant to moral relativists and members of alternate lifestyle groups. Has a great deal of satir... |
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| 105. | Bush | ||
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1. 41st president of the United States, often referred to as George Bush Sr. or just George Bush. Responsible for the attack against Iraq in 1991.
2. 43rd president of the United States, often referred to as George W. Bush, dubya (W), or Bush Jr. Responsible for the invasion of Iraq in 2002 that killed tens of thousands of civilians and was allegedly in retaliation for Osama Bin Laden's attack on New York and Washington DC in September 11, 2001. 3. vagina 4. a mediocre rock band of the 90s. 1. Dukaakis could have done a better job than Bush.
2. Bush is a warmongering murderer. 3. Who doesn't like bush? 4. Bush sounds like shit. |
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