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A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.
by teller of truths10 June 13, 2010
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Vuvuzela/Fan #1: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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by Ferr92 June 13, 2010
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An annoying, long plastic horn blown by African fans (especially South Africans) during football (soccer) matches. Unlike cheering or clapping, vuvuzelas are blown in a non-stop, monotone manner throughout an entire match.

They made the 2010 FIFA World Cup sound like a giant hive of angry bees.
Vuvuzela Fan #1: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #2: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #3: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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simplest and clearest way to demonstrate that although you scored a ticket to a world cup match, you do not appreciate or understand football to the slightest degree, and are probably in fact not watching the action.
critical goal scored in injury time = 140 decibels of vuvuzela
player being treated on the field = 140 dB vuvuzela
long stretch of tedious and inconclusive play = 140 dB vuvuzela
halftime = 140 dB vuvuzela
national anthems = 140 dB vuvuzela
by kenbot June 19, 2010
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A horn that ruins football matches with a loud annoying noise that serves no purpose - that's not used in the tempo of the game - just blown non-stop for 90mins in a retarded way
I very much like football to show my love of the game i will blow my vuvuzela for the next 90mins - i wont even watch the game i will just blow and blow and blow & blow - phrase the lord!!
by coroner01 June 14, 2010
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English keeper Robert Green will be forever haunted by the sound of the vuvuzela
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The only thing in the world more obnoxious than a British football fan.
Vuvuzela: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Footy fan: Bawwwwwwwwwwww!
by 5ubversive June 17, 2010
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