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get versed

An imperative statement usually used in business contexts that implores people to know what they're talking about (particularly in regards to content and trending topics). I think of it as 'get a clue' meets 'know your shit' meets 'get your shinebox' meets 'get fucked'.
The new employee claimed on his CV to be 'Proficient in Market Trends'. Then we got to talking about the Sharing Economy and he'd never heard of Airbnb. I told him to get versed or start looking for a new job.
get versed by TheExpatreneur August 1, 2015
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(ver-ss-ed) Saying someone played against someone/thing
1. Did you see the game where the Patriots versed the Cowboys?
2. He versed the person in the game.
Versed by I_Am_A_Sexy_Beast March 3, 2011
brand name of the prescription drug midazolam. versed is in a class of drugs called benzodiazepines. it is only available in the united states in the form of injection solution and usually only in hospitals. it has an extremely fast onset of action and a very short half life of approximately one hour making it ideal for sedation that has little to no residual hangover effect.
I was so freaked out about having my colonoscopy until they pushed some versed into my i.v. not only will i never worry about having a colonoscopy again, i look forward to it.
versed by pfoggy October 9, 2011
When a woman hoardes all of her belongings in her vagina.
"Can I have some lip stick?" "Yeah, let me grab that out of my vurse, it's Cucci".
Vurse by Ask your Mom December 20, 2012

Versedelic 

A poet who writes verses (poetry) while being psychedelic (high)
This piece of poetry is written by a Versedelic.

in Versed veritas 

Derived from the Latin expression "in vino veritas" (in wine, truth). Describes the truth serum-like affect of Versed on a medical patient.
Dude1: "When the doctor gave me Versed before my surgery I started saying the weirdest things."

Dude2: "In Versed veritas!"