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Stands for "Vice President I'd Like To Fuck." Derived from milf.
Refers to the one-time beauty queen Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate. Person 1: Shit dude, Sarah Palin is a total vpilf!
Person 2: Uhh...you do realize that she has less than two years state government experience, calls abortion an "atrocity," supports abstinence-only sex ed, supports 100% unrestricted gun rights, opposes gay marriage, has zero foreign policy experience whatsoever, has a degree in journalism and is only on the ticket to win over former Clinton supporters upset over Obama's nomination and subsequent picking of Biden over Clinton for VP? Furthermore, she has actually asked, "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?" Person 1: Yeah, but I'd still shove it up the pooper. |
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n. (vee-pilf) Like a Milf, a Vpilf is a Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. "What do you think about Sarah Palin?"
"She'd definitely make one of the top Vpilfs of all time." "What about Joe Biden?" "hmm, maybe top 15." |
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Somebody that does not exist, because Joe Biden is not someone many people would like to fuck, and Sarah Palin is not a vice president. Since when did Sarah Palin become a VPILF? Maybe if McCain won, this would be applicable.
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| 3. | VPILF | ||
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First introduced in the 2008 presidential election year, this word refers to a "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck," in reference to Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, the first fuckable VP candidate. Many argued that the term was first applied when democrat Walter Mondale chose Geraldine Ferraro as his running mate in 1984, but then a picture of Ferraro was shown, and that argument evaporated. Palin shows the key difference between Republicans and Democrats: Republicans understand the importance of looks and fuckability, for there has never been a more fuckable ticket than that of McCain-Palin '08.
*Original credit for VPILF claimed by SNL. Jonathan: Yo dawg! You see dat VPILF Sarah Palin on FOX last night?
Mochee: Naw man, I got stuck with that cold bitch Clinton on CNN. Bizo: I fucking love Sarah Palin. |
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Vice President I'd Like to F*ck guy 1: Dude, did you see Sarah Palin last night on T.V.?
guy 2: Yes! She is such a VPILF |
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"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008. Sarah Palin is a VPILF. I'd like to be her running mate!
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Stands for: Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.
Combination of VP and Milf. Palin not only a Milf; she's a VPILF!!!
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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. Bristol Palin, your mom is a VPILF.
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