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1.
vp
Slang term for "Vice President". In a multi-unit retail company this term is used to define a high salaried company official who constantly dons a black business suit and randomly appears at non-specific locations to crack the nuts of the unfortunate store manager who is assigned to that district. This person is well versed with the proper four-letter words and appropriate venacular to ensure that the manager will never forget his visit and subsequently make certain that every square milli meter of his stores are cleaner than a 12 year old's twat.
Store manager: Guys, I need laborers tomorrow for 8 hours to clean up two of my stores!!

Ops Manager: But uh, this is like your 6th labor request for tomorrow, I don't even think your stores will be open long enough!

Store manager: I can't help it! the stores have to be perfect!! I mean VP's are traveling!!!
by that outside dick December 26, 2007
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2.
VP
"Vagina Pimple" - A vagina pimple isn't too bad, but forms when your pores clog up around your upper vagina area and you first think it's herpes, but its really not.
Girl1: omg.. i think i have a vp
Girl2: a What??
Girl1: like.. not herpes but a vagina pimple :(
Girl2: omg.. gross.. that happens once or twice though so nothing to worry about
by healthslang November 07, 2009
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3.
V.P
a virginal player someone that talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk
johnny: dude that girl is totally hot shes seriously into u

Ken: i know she wants me

sandra:How did it go with ken last night

Jenny: nothing happened he flopped on me

sandra: hahaha hes a V.P
by brapbrapbrap! April 18, 2009
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4.
Short for Seargeant von Pussy
V.P. = Seargeant von Pussy
by cameroniswhite June 18, 2009
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5.
V P
Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!"
Guy A: "...still man, she wan't there this morning?"
Guy B: "Nope, Serious V P! Prolly won't even see 'er till midnight tonight!"
by Nick Brodersen May 11, 2008
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VP
VP, the abbreviation for Vain Perfection, is one of the hardest groups to get into on MySpace. It's standards alone rival the most prestigious of groups.
Jimmy: wtf, VP keeps rejecting me.
Glenn: tough, ain't it?
Jimmy: but i got into PD, why not VP?
Glenn: Cause VP has higher standards...
by Glenn Brown March 09, 2008
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An acronym for "Visual Pollution". Used to describe a very ungly person.
"Oh my god did u see that girl she was a total V.P."
by jozz September 12, 2005
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