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1.
vp
Slang term for "Vice President". In a multi-unit retail company this term is used to define a high salaried company official who constantly dons a black business suit and randomly appears at non-specific locations to crack the nuts of the unfortunate store manager who is assigned to that district. This person is well versed with the proper four-letter words and appropriate venacular to ensure that the manager will never forget his visit and subsequently make certain that every square milli meter of his stores are cleaner than a 12 year old's twat.
Store manager: Guys, I need laborers tomorrow for 8 hours to clean up two of my stores!!

Ops Manager: But uh, this is like your 6th labor request for tomorrow, I don't even think your stores will be open long enough!

Store manager: I can't help it! the stores have to be perfect!! I mean VP's are traveling!!!
by that outside dick December 26, 2007
 
2.
VP
"Vagina Pimple" - A vagina pimple isn't too bad, but forms when your pores clog up around your upper vagina area and you first think it's herpes, but its really not.
Girl1: omg.. i think i have a vp
Girl2: a What??
Girl1: like.. not herpes but a vagina pimple :(
Girl2: omg.. gross.. that happens once or twice though so nothing to worry about
by healthslang November 07, 2009
 
3.
V.P
a virginal player someone that talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk
johnny: dude that girl is totally hot shes seriously into u

Ken: i know she wants me

sandra:How did it go with ken last night

Jenny: nothing happened he flopped on me

sandra: hahaha hes a V.P
by brapbrapbrap! April 18, 2009
 
4.
Short for Seargeant von Pussy
V.P. = Seargeant von Pussy
by cameroniswhite June 18, 2009
 
5.
V P
Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!"
Guy A: "...still man, she wan't there this morning?"
Guy B: "Nope, Serious V P! Prolly won't even see 'er till midnight tonight!"
by Nick Brodersen May 11, 2008
 
6.
VP
VP, the abbreviation for Vain Perfection, is one of the hardest groups to get into on MySpace. It's standards alone rival the most prestigious of groups.
Jimmy: wtf, VP keeps rejecting me.
Glenn: tough, ain't it?
Jimmy: but i got into PD, why not VP?
Glenn: Cause VP has higher standards...
by Glenn Brown March 09, 2008
 
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An acronym for "Visual Pollution". Used to describe a very ungly person.
"Oh my god did u see that girl she was a total V.P."
by jozz September 12, 2005