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Votes for school 

One of the most boring things that British teenagers have to go through drying form. They cover subjects like criminal activity, jobs, politics and even more bullshit.
Form tutor: Ok get your votes for school books out
Students: oh for fuck sake not this
Form tutor: Get out of my classroom now and go to the head of year!
Student: bun that bruv
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Sandy-votes 

Sandy-votes

A vote FOR anyone NOT deserving it during the election post hurricane Sandy. Gained by politicians stepping into the spotlight, making promises and playing on the emotions of victims, aka voters, using the disaster for their own benefit.
The polling booths will see a lot of Sandy-votes in 2012.
Sandy-votes by jpg3 November 3, 2012

Philly votes

Stealing any election with fraudulent ballots in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania
Trump should of easily taken the Pennsylvanian electoral college points , but The Philly Votes denied that action.
Philly votes by Nanker Phelge November 6, 2020

No Votes 

Somthing that happens to useless words, or names of friends that people put in the Urban Dictionary.
Words like "monkeybuttface" and "Rob Perry" have no votes because they're stupid words that nobody cares about.
No Votes by adonkeyisaass February 23, 2004

I just want to find 11,780 votes 

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.
Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

Aliens are real but votes aren't 

Is a short line from the "an honest 2020 christmas song by malinda". It gives us a point of view where in the pentagon officialy releases UFO videos which is out of this world (pun not intended) and on the other hand trump states that votes aren't real.
Aliens are real but votes aren't
-Trump

Us:🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️

Trump earned both, his own votes, and the majority of Biden's 

Few people who voted for Biden actually LIKE Biden and want him to be president, they just voted against Trump. Most Trump voters actually wanted him to be re-elected.
Trump earned both, his own votes, and the majority of Biden's, you don't like Biden at all, admit it.