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Vojtěch 

Vojtěch (shortly - Vojta) is a given name of Slavic origin, used mostly in the Czech Republic and Slovakia, but can be found in different versions also in Germany, Poland, Serbia, Bulgaria, and Croatia. It is composed of two parts: voj – "troops"/"war(rior)" and těch – "consolator"/"rejoicing man". So, the name could be interpreted either as "consolator of troops" or "man rejoicing in a battle, warlike man". The name day is 23 April.
Person 1: 'Hello, what's your name?'
Person 2: ' My name's Vojtěch.'
Vojtěch by ChilimanTube September 4, 2021
Vocational Technical institution where one learnes various different skills.
Jill takes auto shop at vo-tech
vo tech by Bob October 28, 2003

Vojtěch 

Very positive, big guy with good heart. Usually very calm but you don't want to piss off Vojtěch. Usually much better person in any way than Michael.
He you know Vojtech? You don't want to piss off Vojtěch when he's drunk.
Vojtěch by TheSpecialOddOne November 22, 2021

votecation 

Vote-cation
(Noun)
The act of going on vacation immediately after voting because the Republican party has told you point blank what they're going to do to you when they get back in power.
Ex. "Its not like the GOP is going to stop supporting political violence anytime soon; we should plan a votecation."
votecation by Sneezybungus May 24, 2023

Vtech Phone 

Buying a Vtech Phone becasue it is cheap, but buying so many in the long run that it would have been better to just buy a better quality phone in the first place.
Vtech Phone by Yaltoids April 30, 2008

Voterchist 

Quite possibly the most obnoxious batch of so called 'activists' that currently exist. A voterchist is an individual who fundamentally disregards that voluntaryism and anarchism are both opposed to the electoral process, to everyone's dismay. Although appearing to be an otherwise rational voluntaryist on the outside, the line between voterchist and minarchist with delusions of grandeur is practically non-existent. (See the tragic case of Walter Block)

They will normally support this absurd notion of becoming the state to end the state with mindless appeals to Murray Rothbard and Lysander Spooner, two individuals who didn't think that part of their philosophies all the way through. When cornered by logic, voterchists will often react by calling the other person in the debate a 'quitter', 'nihilist' or anything that makes them feel better about wasting millions of dollars and countless hours of precious time on a doomed bid for overlord.

The vast majority of voterchists are also Paulistas, rabid Ron Paul fellaters in laymen's terms. Most of them wouldn't be bothered by continuing to waste time and energy voting for Gary Johnson however, demonstrating their utter uselessness for any significant moves towards liberty.
Voterchist: Ron Paul is so close to winning, but all we need from everyone is their little bit of six million more dollars! DO YOUR PART FOR LIBERTY.

Agorist: Ehhh, you do realize that statist elections are rigged by their very nature right? Also, don't you think that six million dollars would do wonders for agorist entrepreneurial efforts?

Voterchist: Oh I see...you WANT little kids to get bombed! SHAME ON YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE MURDER OF MILLIONS! STATE LOVER!

Agorist: What?! Where did THAT come from?

Voterchist: Murray Rothbard! Lysander Spooner! Moneybomb! Straw Poll! VOTE OR DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Agorist: This conversation's a bit fucked.

Voterchist: Stop strawmanning me you filthy hippy! Why are you so insulting you cowardly little wretch!

Agorist: All right, fuck this, I've got *actual* work to do...

Voterchist: Ron Paul work?

Agorist *facepalm*

Voterchist: Our Ron Paul, Who art in Texas, Hallowed it be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done. In the White House, As it is in Congress. Give us this day Our daily Constitution. Forgive us our gropes, As we forgive our gropers. And lead us not into big government, But deliver us to federalism. For thine is the limited kingdom, and the enumerated powers, and the glory of the Constitution forever. Amen...Savior Paul 2012
Voterchist by CancrumOris33 January 11, 2012