max-vosper 

In ancient times this name was given to the champion of a certain contest. The contest winner would have had to fuck as many dogs/flamboient homosexuals in 30 minutes as possible. The first max-vosper held the record for sticking his cock in as many as 58 dogs! Centuries later this name has evolved into a person who is incredibly "faggish" and who would one day dream to have middle aged male celebrity Justin Timberlake sucking their cock. Please, to all whom this applies to, if you by happen to run into or/are friends with a max-vosper, invite them over for a sleepover and ejaculate into their mouths while they are sleeping. People might go as far to say that the "faggot Japanese" are more respected than people named max-vosper.

Boy 1-"Dude I swear I walked into the library yesterday and I saw max-vosper drinking a cup of his dog's semen."

Boy 2-" Oh well that explains why he was wacking off his dog the other day"

max-vosper by Dick T.Rickle February 19, 2008

vespertine

In terms of botany, a flower or plant that blooms or is fragrant in the evening.

Flowers that let off a fragrance at night are called vespertine flowers.

vespertine by Heatherrr June 27, 2006

vesperiassvenom 

shes literally one of the sweetest and funniest people ever <333

made by marinetteservant 💞💞
vesperiassvenom

vesperiassvenom by marinetteservant June 29, 2021

Vesper

Vesper is an amazing person who is full of love and life and talent. They are a ray of sunshine in a dark crazy world and should never forget that! Vesper is very intelligent but very humble and are great role models. Anyone named vesper is beautiful beyond their knowledge and when told that will probably deny it. It’s very easy to platonically and romantically fall in love with them. Vespers are some of my favorite people.

wow vesper is so amazing! i love them so much

Vesper by gretaiceberg May 3, 2021

Vesper Lynd 

The sexy woman that tamed James Bond

Vesper Lynd: All women want to be her and apparently all men want to be with her

Vesper Lynd by Guinevere134 January 24, 2009

Tales of Vesperia

The first HD Tales game, initially released as a 360 "exclusive" but of course Namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new shit for the PS3 a year later.

An awesome fucking game. Easily better than the good-but-still-overrated Tales of Symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated Tales of the Abyss.

An anime movie is being released in Japan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio Production IG, who also do all the anime cutscenes for Tales series games. It will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist Yuri Lowell before the events of Tales of Vesperia.

A game that singlehandedly sold out Xbox 360s.... in Japan.

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Also, Yuri Lowell is the best fucking Tales protagonist EVAR. Finally, a main character who isn't a whiny little bitch and who radiates badassedness.

ALSO, Rita Mordio wins the award for favorite Tales tsundere mage.

*ALSO*, Tales of Vesperia, since I can't submit this definition otherwise.

Also, cocks.

Tales of Vesperia by TalesWinnar July 15, 2009

Vesper Martini

The drink was popularized in the novel Casino Royale (1953) when ordered by its inventor, secret agent James Bond (Agent 007), to commemorate his strong feelings for its namesake, Vesper Lynd. Although there have been a teleplay and two films based on this book, the signature cocktail was only mentioned twice in the recent Casino Royale (2006 Film): when he ordered it at the poker table and several others followed suit, and when Bond states that he named the drink the Vesper, because once he tasted it, it was all he wanted to drink. The cocktail is also mentioned by its ingredients in Quantum of Solace, but Bond does not refer to it by name.

Because these movies were set in the present-day but Kina Lillet has not been available since the early 1980s, its mention in the recipe in these movies is anachronistic.

Vesper Martini From Casino Royale (2006 Film)

James Bond: I think I'll call it a Vesper.

Vesper Lynd: Because of the bitter aftertaste?

James Bond: No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink.

Vesper Martini by Jake Tripplehorn March 8, 2009