| 1. | gross | ||
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Another word for disgusting, vomit inducing etc. Bob: What's grosser than gross?
Tom: What is grosser than gross? Bob: When your eating a hotdog and it has veins in it. You sit on your grandads lab and he has a boner. You throw your undies at the wall, they stick. |
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| 2. | Happy Birthday, Grandma! | ||
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1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground. 1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual. "Happy birthday, Grandma!" |
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| 3. | Miracle Whip | ||
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The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious". Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
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| 4. | Emily Osment | ||
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An unbearably annoying little wannabe who can't sing or act. co-stars in the Disney series "Hannah Montana" (which is equally as vomit-insucing as Emily herself). She thinks she's funny, cute and talented when she's really neither of those things. Once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the crap out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you're a stupid 12 year old fangirl. Fangirl: LYK OHMYBUDDHA EMILY OSMENT LYK HAS A NW CD!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! IMMA GO BY IT LOL!
Me: Go fall in a hole. |
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| 5. | Obvivom | ||
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A word made up to make fun of the fact that people can no longer use full words. It combinds the term obvi which is short for obviously and the word vom which is short for vomit. Together it becomes a term used for something that is obviously vomit inducing. Friend: Look at that girl in her underwear across the street, her cellulite is everywhere.
You: Obvivom |
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| 6. | Chuck Adkins Diet | ||
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After eating, using vomit inducing substances so that you don't have to use your fingers. Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke. "Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up. Have you seen donna? I heard she is on the chuck adkins diet.
Makes her body look TIGHT. "What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?" |
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| 7. | Maynerd | ||
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A game of Go that usually entails one (or most certainly more) of the following occurrences but more often proceeds exactly in the following manner:
1. A blatant mistake in fuseki 2. The early death of a corner group, which could be the result of aforementioned mistake in fuseki 3. An unnecessary fight that breaks out in an attempt to compensate for dead group 4. Assuredly some more sloppy death 5. The mistake in yose that results in a 50 point swing. Additionally, if said game is unfolding online, the boisterous observers often word vomit such classics as: "Kooooo" "Kbitz" "Maynerd" "Honinboooo" "Shusakuuuu" Dude, I just played the sloppiest, most heinous, vomit-inducing maynerd of my life last night; it was dog trash.
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