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Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.
John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"
Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016
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Voltron Season 7 

The season that killed the fandom.
"Have you seen Amy yet?"
"Oh, you haven't heard? She watched Voltron Season 7."
"OH! That explains her disappearance."

Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.
"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"

Voltramax 

A GOP coverup involving secret weapons transfers between Decepticons, re-animated Ronald Reagan, and Ted Cruz's dad.
"Hey, did you hear about that solendra, Kenyan, Benghazi scandal?"

"No, but I definitely know about Voltramax."

"What's Voltramax?"
"Exactly..."
Voltramax by theGram July 29, 2014

Voltron Season 8 

The last season of Voltron that will either kill 💀 us all, set us free 🌬, or leave and empty void 🕳 in our hearts ♥️
“Voltron season 8 is going to make me cry”-literally everyone at this point
one of the greatest anime shows from the 80's to reach America

still shown on cartoon network's Boomerang channel at about 10:30 EST
guy 1: "You wanna hang tonight?"

Guy 2: nope Voltron's on

Guy 1: oh thats right that show Pwns
Voltron by SuperNerd64 January 30, 2009
An annoying fanboy....

Who is obbsessed with anything with Japanese footage that goes into Amercian television and tries to ruin anyone's taste in anime and kills the fandom.
They are also crappy Photoshop editors who likes to kill everyone's backgrounds with pictures of themselves and their families. They repopulate in numbers and will show up at the first wiff of things related to super sentai or anime.

They circle in on other artists like buzzards.
"Look it's a Voltronz1 buzzard!"