"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."
"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."
Homo sapien 2: Wait until you see his brother.
"I would Voldemort him all over!"
"There is going to be some Voldemorting taking place tonight!"
"Mate, the things I would do to Voldemort him"
1) A fictional villain from the Harry Potter book series.
2) A slang term on internet forums for something not allowed to be discussed (e.g., illegal downloading, inappropriate material). Used to circumvent the rules.
2) "How do I voldemort when Windows Firewall keeps blocking me?"