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1.
something old hags make for parties
volauvents are part of a cheap ass buffet
by hellokitty19992 September 15, 2009
 
2.
Inadequate pie, a term coined by the comedian Ross Noble.
"hey Fred want an inadequate pie?"

"No Clive I hate volauvents"
by Davidmn February 16, 2008