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1. v. Slang
To exert a tremendous, and complicated, amount of effort at cheating a system for very little reward.

2. n. Slang
The act of committing a complicated attempt at cheating a system for very little reward.
1. v. Mrs. Barker tried to volam her grocery store by stealing 200 hundred 'snackpack' coupons to buy pudding for free, but got caught when it turned out the coupons had expired.

2. n. Karl Rove felt stupid after his volam totally failed to get Bart Simpson voted President of the United States as yet another joke on the American people.
by f. chong rutherford June 29, 2006

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