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twat voice messages 

The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.
Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.

David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.

Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!

David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
twat voice messages by John Feed August 17, 2011
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voice massage 

1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.

2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.
Mister no want happy end? Mister want voice massage?
voice massage by Megapussi December 19, 2008

International send voice messages day 

Aptil 29th is send voicr message day. So send voice messages to whoever you want. But don't say its your voice.
A: *sends voice message to B*
B: Why did you send that?
A: It's International send voice messages day!

Welcome to gifgaf voice messages 

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole
phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026