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Vodopivec 

A Slovenian surname, literally meaning Water-drinker. Normally a very cool guy, snowboarder, Top gun movie fan, resident of capital city and faggot in disguise.

Things Vodopivec does:
- play innocent
- break his/her leg week before ski vacation
- have fetish for Patrick Swayze, Chuck Norris and Jure
- smoke
- receive buttfuck

Things Vodopivec doesn't do:
- have a lot of sex
- watch football
- use his tongue
- have sexual intercourse with other male friends beside his roommates
We already made hotel reservation in Alpe d'Huez, but he vodopiveced. When she was down on me, she was vodopivecing. No, I haven't have sex since 2007, I am vodopivec.
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Goran Vodopivec 

Goran is a man of his word. What he says is true. Maybe you stumbled on some scientific article online and you tried to tell him that you are correct...NO! He will yell aggressively at you and try to attack you with his big legs because no scientist is more clever than the goddess himself Goran Vodpivec. His name literally means "mountain-n drinking water". He will try to play the projection on the board but most of time it wont work and he will rage and break the computer mouse. He tried many times to teach but at the end he just talks about some"parmagiano cheese" and how you can die in space. Nonetheless we all hate him together and live in peace and harmony.
Goran Vodopivec: Stfu noobs you dont know shit!
Classmate: Respectful teacher Vodpivec, i believe earth is flat.
Goran: *ultimate rage* Wtf you useless scam i will crush you! *breaks mouse because he thinks it doesnt work but actually its just not plugged in*
Goran Vodopivec by Mona69Sex February 2, 2019
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Vodorian 

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