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A drink that can be either complete shit or damn fine. Has one of the most delicate tastes if properly filtered. Quartz filtered vodka recomended over a charcoal filter
I had four shots of Stolichnaya and it was damn fine.

or

I had a bottle of Smirnoff vodka and I couldn't touch the shit. Couldn't even use that to make a fuckin' cocktail!!
by Venerie April 30, 2005
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Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.
Good vodka includes: Zubrowka(the best), wyborowa, luksosowa and bols.
by cerealtitties January 12, 2006
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Has 3 meanings:

1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes

2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal

3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
" Let's have some vodka! "

" Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it "

" All hail vodka! "
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Basically, alcohol mixed with water. An alternative to just plain raw alcohol, invented by people who did not die like 4 seconds after drinking it (and apparently wanted more). Go to any spot in Russia you can buy it for like 50 kopeiks (2 cents) a bottle

Comes from the Russian word "water" (meaning that the Russians practically drink it as if it was water)
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Vodka is lube
Jane: I can't have sex with you.

Tarzan: Then have vodka, now!
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Vodka is the favorite russian drink includes spirit and water. Normaly it's 40 or higher degrees. In Russia it's important part of meeting, love, sex and friendship. In other countries it's coctail ingridient.
Misha: Let's meet tonight sweety!
Anna: Shure honey, bring some vodka for us to make our date hot!
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The only thing better than whiskey.
$30 for a fifth of Jack?!? Get some Smirnoff instead.
by Jimmers October 05, 2003
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