Has 3 meanings:
1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
" Let's have some vodka! "
" Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it "
" All hail vodka! "
A drink which makes you strong and clever.
"This vodka tastes piquant, ambrosial, nactareous and divine. I will now go lift some weights."
Vodka is a clear, colorless, unaged liquor
"made from ethyl alcohol
from agricultural origin". It was originally made in Russia
es, but today's vodka, which is almost odorless and tasteless, is usually made from grain
, primarily barley
, and occationally from rye
Vodka is integral to many cocktail
s such as the Screwdriver
, Bloody Mary
and Vodka Martini
. If served straight, it should always be icy-cold.
Flavored vodkas have become popular in the United States
and may be flavored with anything from fruit
s to hot pepper
s. Some flavored vodkas are even sweetened slightly.
What you put in water bottles and bring to school.
Vodka's better at school
Low cost and effective engine fuel, industrial solvent and poison. Some people also like to drink the stuff.
Back in WWII, we in the Red Army used vodka to run our tanks. Why vodka? We were to pissed to work out how to refine oil, of course.
Russian Water. Very good without anything except bread (dont eat bread, it costs to much, just sniff) fine dinning.
Ya Tosha Gavoru Pa Ruski. Mudak
As a Russian who is experienced in the art of vodka consumption i feel obligated to provide the following information about vodka drinking.
A) Vodka should never ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic bottle
B) Vodka should never be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT!!!!! the shoot glass should be ice cold.
C) Just because you have a carton of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never have any plump in them
D) When drinking vodka never sip it, or drink it slowly! This way of drinking vodka leads to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell.
E) Before taking a shot of vodka cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale at the same time.
F) NEVER EVER CHASE VODKA WTH BEAR
G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks.
H) Drinking vodka together with bear and champagne leads to short term memory loss.
Vodka a 40% alcoholic drink. In theory it can be made out of anything, even wood or marijuana. The solution to this magnificent drink is extremely simple: a 2/5 ratio of alcohol and water. Non-mass produced vodka, which is available in most of Europe and Russia, is an expensive high quality drink, which went through as many as 8 stages of filtration and sold for more that 100$ a bottle.
Rarely it is mixed in to cocktails, such as vodka martini and the screw driver.
In the U...
quite strong alocolic liquid (40-60%).
not brewed, like wine, so it doesn`t taste like yeast. what most people will use to get shitfaced
. To avoid death, it is adviced to mix the vodka with a non-alcohol liquid.
with a 0,7 liter bottle of Absolut vodka in his bag , Jeff was gonna get shitfaced tonight. for his own safety he bought a 1,5 liter coke for mixing. Jeff would not get laid tonight, but he shure would get pissed beyond the invisible.