vodafone 

Complete ineptitude at providing a product suitable for use in any way shape or form. Alternative meaning: Broadband at 64bps - 15kbps

Mike: I'm stuck in a 2 year contract with a company that spends all their money on advertising products that they never actually develop. and sorry I didn't get that email you sent me last year because I'm still waiting on the hotmail sign in page to load.

Paul: Ah! You stupid fucker! You signed up with vodafone didn't you? Their idea of broadband is a piece of string with a tin can tied to each end. You'd be better of sending a letter via post to the internet company so they can send you a print out of the web page you're trying to view. You'd save yourself so much time.

Mike: Useless fuckers

vodafone by Dorian81 April 14, 2008

Vodafone 

A shit mobile phone company whoring its unworthy wares like an eastern european prostitute.

Welcome to Vodafone. We have your bank details now, so be prepared to lose a lot of money.

Vodafone by Captain Freedom August 3, 2003

Vodafone 

12p a text, 12 fuckin pence, i hate them

vodafone are twats

Vodafone by JimmyK September 18, 2003

vodafone 

A horrible mobile phone company that mainly targets their advertising at businesses because they know their prices are too high

they have also done the following evil things

>> Took over Eircell, a perfectly good Irish owned phone company, put up the prices, flooded all of ireland with horrible red advertising which hurts my eyes. When vodafone took over I noticed the company's service go down the tube. Eircell had free texts on xmas day, good customer service, had a nice website where you could download free ringtones and such but this was all ended when the evil bastards vodafone took over.

>> For some reason SFR is till called SFR even though vodafone owns it, every other company they take over they change the name, except for SFR cause the French know their scumbags :)

>> Hand out locked, vodafone-branded 3G datacards which are only for businesses.

>> Have recently discovered DRM like many other large companies

>> Decided they would put an extra fee on texting abroad, then started advertising it was "only 25 cent" while all along it was 14, like other texts which was also a rip off.

>> Have almost completely given up on the prepaid teenybopper market because their prices are too high

>> Only supply 3G to businesses?? WTF is with this?

some guy: I tried to call you 10 times yesterday but your phone was off
other guy: Sorry mate, I got a new number, I was sick of getting ripped off by vodafone

vodafone by towel401 September 22, 2004

Vodafone'd 

The very entipesis of dogshit network coverage, it could be blocked by a sheet of paper

Sam: where were you? I couldn't get hold of you for ages!
Phil: sorry, I got Vodafone'd

Vodafone'd by Didn't Buy The Mug October 18, 2020

vodahole 

a location where the network vodafone has no reception

sorry i couldn't call you back, i was in a total vodahole

vodahole by andrew87 October 2, 2006

vodahole 

A place where you don't get Vodafone reception when everywhere around you does.

A seat in my living room is a vodahole. I dont get a signal sitting there, but I get a signal on the couch!

vodahole by timothythetim July 30, 2008