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Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
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Varestek 

Dude, I was banging Varestek so hard last night. She also made my pancakes in the morning
Varestek by ninja1999 August 6, 2021
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Varesh is the hottest man on earth. He is smart, good looking, sexy, funny, humble and kind. Words can't describe how awesome he is.
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A 50 year old granny who pub stomps on Forward Assault in other words, a no lifer
vMarash plays forward Assault
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Very funny, very ratchet and a little bit psycho. A beautiful person inside out though ❤️
Varesha’s may also have the craziest laugh.
A very loving, unique, and outspoken person! Hard demeanor but super soft and sensitive once you get to know her. Will do anything for her loved ones. Gives most people the benefit of the doubt way too often…but once she’s done…she’s done. Great to have by your side!
Get you a Varese!
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Varesha’s are unique! Strong personalities with a soft side. Very generous and values time and relationships over anything else.

Often envied but not phased by it.
I see strong Varesha in you
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