An xbox 360 game full of neon rainbows an Piñata creatures that looks gay but then when you pick it up you just can't stop, only bad thing is that you don't want your friends to see you playing it.
mom - I might as well just introduce you to heroine son.
Harold: you should play viva pinata...
BERNARD PLAYS VIVA PINATA
Bernard: i have terminal happyness and joy.... and my retinas are burned!
Tina: You should try Viva Pinata!
Jeremy 2 weeks later: I have eternal happiness and joy, and singed retinas! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!
man 2: what are you a fag?
man 1: no, just give it a chance
they play it
man 2: wow, that was awesome, i really want a dragonache when i buy it.