tender vittles 

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

tender vittles by wheaty December 15, 2008

vittles 

The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks

Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!

vittles by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

tender vittles 

mad super fly hot bitches

I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.

tender vittles by noogin December 28, 2005

vittles 

Any type of food that you are eating

im putting on my johnny jons and gettin some vittles

vittles by E-Trudgin April 4, 2006

Wop Vittles 

A derogatory slang term for Italian food.

Person 1: Yo, I had some bob ass wop vittles last night!

Person 2: You couldn’t just say you had pizza?

Wop Vittles by agotaras2000 October 28, 2022

Fine Vittles 

Southern slang for a sexy woman. Vittles are a rural southern word for food or provisions but when some southern boys sit on a porch sipping sweet tea with moonshine and see beautiful women walk by she is 'fine vittles!'

Big John to Rusty: "Damn son, did you see FunDawn walk by? She is some Fine Vittles, Hoss!"

Fine Vittles by Rusty Scanman January 30, 2023

vittlechow 

Good food, vittles

Let's head on over to Furr's for some good vittlechow

vittlechow by spacenick March 7, 2004