A sexual position where one man stretches his anus open and the other shits in it.
Man 1: I was having sex with Dave last night.
Man 2: The usual Vithooshan?
Man 1: Yeah, we used one of my baby's diapers.
Someone who can hold their diarrhea for four days or more because he or she is afraid of taking a shit in a public washroom.
Boyne River, 2002
Day 1 Tutu: I need to take a shit, but if I take a shit now, people will make fun of me.
Day 2 Tutu: I need to take a shit, but I guess I can hold it for just a bit longer.
Day 3 Tutu: I need to shit real bad... The pressure is killing me...
Day 4 Tutu: Oww... I can't walk... it hurts my rectum.
Day 5 Tutu: FUCK! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! THIS FEELS LIKE JACK RAMMING HIS TWO INCH COCK IN MY ASS.
Clark: You're such a queer Vithooshan.
Someone who loves Chinese girls.
Vito: I love Mabel Chan.
Clark: You are such a Vithooshan.
Somebody who indulgences in the art of feces. Being one includes the excretion, application, and receiving of said feces. Also maternally related to gracelee the africannibal.
Bob: I'm going toilet
Vithooshan: Can you save it for me please?
Vithooshan: Then just take a dump in my hands please, ill pay
Someone who takes various (usually anywhere over 4) months to admit anything.
Month 1: "Ew. I don't watch porn..."
Month 2: "No! I don't watch porn!"
Month 3: "Stop asking! I don't watch porn!"
Month 4: "Seriously. You can check my laptop. I don't watch porn."
Month 5: "OKAY! I admit it! I do watch porn!!!"
The Questioner: "Wow. It took you 5 months to admit it. You're such a vithooshan."
Somebody who urinates in his surroundings in the middle of then night then panicking blames it on the closest person of Oriental descent.
Vithooshan: O shize, i pissed everywhere, Long its all your fault
Long: *cries and runs away*
Vithooshan: I love africans
Also known as the Vithooshan Principle. If the person is of greater or equal manliness of a Vithooshan, then that person watches porn.
Greer: My brother watches porn! WTF!
Twig: Duh, don't you know the Vithooshan Principle?
Greer: Oh that makes sense now!