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Darth Visor 

Nickname of Steven Orr Spurrier, AKA Evil Genius the baddest MFer to set cleats on a football field. Known for chucking his visor, headphones, or clipboard when he is annoyed at a bad call by the referee. Also the action of throwing your headgear like Steve Spurrier.
He got so mad he took his helmet off and went Darth Visor with it
Darth Visor by DeadlineUSMC May 3, 2009
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No-Visor 

1 (noun) • The character in the among us animation, “The Legend of No-Visor” by GameTunes. He often quotes his own name, and often captures crewmates and curses them to roam the halls of The Skeld as a ghost.
No-Visor ghosts before they kill you: No-Visor, No-Visor, we will make you one of us.
You (presumably, in the situation): *screams in agony and pain*
No-Visor by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021

Natural visor 

A facial characteristic describing when the forehead protrudes above or including the eyebrows creating a "natural visor." Hence the eyelids will be able to stay lighter than the rest of the face. Famous Actors who display a natural visor is Taylor Lautner.
Natural visor by Star Effect September 2, 2010

Darth Visor 

An elderly (or sometimes middle-aged) Korean woman who wears a large visor to shade her face from the sun's harmful rays. Some of the visors are absolutely massive, so much so that they often become a veritable black mask - the wearer's actual face becomes completely hidden from view. Plus, older women have a fearsome reputation in Korean society... hence the term "Darth Visor" (a pun of "Darth Vader", the lead antagonist from Star Wars).
Person 1: "Yikes, check out that old ajumma wearing a huge visor."

Person 2: "It's... Darth Visor."
It is very hard to define something that is so far beyond human understanding. The closest I can come to defining Vigors is... insert positive adjective. Too reach this level of success, fame, intelligence, wittiness and modesty, you would have to spend centuries practicing night and day. However, Vigors was born with it.

Now that I have talked about the good side of Vigors... It is time to mention that with all good, comes evil. You got a girlfriend, wife, mom or sister? Yeah, good luck keeping them while Vigors is around. Same goes for everyone else you adore. Everyone want Vigors while he is around.

And in closing, let's not forget he made Among Us popular.

Current girlfriend: Sodapoppin
The presence of Vigors brings peace and joy to ones mind.

If I had to pick between Vigors, God and my mother. I'd pick Vigors any day of the week.

Cool guy 1: You watched Vigors stream last night?
Cool guy 2: Yeah, it was POGGERS!
Cool guy 1: I wish I was that cool. (Cool guy 1 is really cool)
Cool guy 2: Same. (Cool guy 2 is also really cool)

God days of creation:

Day 1: Light

Day 2: Atmosphere / Firmament

Day 3: Dry grounds & plants

Day 4: Sun, moon & stars

Day 5: Birds & sea creatures

Day 6: Land animals & humans

Day 7: The Sabbath of rest
Vigor days of creation:

Day 1: Light, Atmosphere / Firmament, Dry grounds & plants, Sun, moon & stars, Birds & sea creatures, Land animals & humans

Day 2: The Sabbath of rest

Day 3: The Sabbath of rest

Day 4: The Sabbath of rest

Day 5: The Sabbath of rest

Day 6: The Sabbath of rest

Day 7: The Sabbath of rest
Vigors by Based Writer December 14, 2021

chrono visor 

let's father arnetti see into the future
The vatican is hiding the chrono visor

cider visor

The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.
Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.
cider visor by zimmo August 16, 2006