| 15. | Holy Child | ||
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An all-girls "Catholic" 6-12 school situated in Potomac, Md, exactly 14 miles outside of Washington,DC. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, accidents on the beltway, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, HC girls eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Students are both Tiffanified and pear/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- all girl schools are breeding grounds for sluts... HC girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Prep, Zaga, and Heights guys. HC girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HC girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Visi girl... HC girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Holly Ball... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist! HC girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh and can I borrow your Bible, I lost mine or something. |
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| 16. | weezer | ||
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a great band. emo idiots who say they like weezer and call it emo don't know what the hell they are talking about. they first came out with the blue album, which was, in my opinion, their best. i dont mean to say that theyre other ones weren't great. green album, pinkerton, and maladroit all rocked too, but critics and "fans" expected them to be as awesome as blue. they were just as great, just a little different. and make believe got slammed by critics. who cares what those idiots think? they aren't weezer fans and therefore can't recognize they're awesome-ness. make believe actually had some really great songs. emo girl: omigod! i love weezer, rivers cuomo is sooo cute! and his black horn-rimmed glasses are exactly like mine! he is so emo!
real weezer fan: fool, shut up. they aren't emo. and he doesn't try to be cute. he took up a vow of celibacy. idiot. |
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| 17. | Stone Ridge | ||
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This school rocks so much it's not even funny. Everyone there is amazing! They're all brilliantly smart, great at sports, and gorgeous! This school has a beautiful campus, an amazing pool facility and Mr. A! What more could you ask for? Everyone goes to a good college, everyone is nice to each other, everyone is smart, ALL the guys' schools LOVE sr, and everyone there KICKS BOOTAYY! SRgirl: I kick ass.
Visigirl: I'm a skank. (cries) SRgirl: I still kick ass. Holtongirl: I'm a bitch. (cries) SRgirl:...I still kick ass. NCSgirl: Hi. My name is Regina George! (gets hit by a bus) SRgirl:...Once again... I still kick ass... Madeiragirl: I can do anything better than ANY man! SRgirl: You suck. Madeiragirl:...But do I suck more than a MAN? SRgirl:...No. Madeiragirl: Dammit! (cries) Hot guy1: Look a hot Stone Ridge girl! Hot guy2: SHE'S MINE! Hot guy1: You can have the NCS girl! Hot guy2: She got hit by a bus! (Hot guys start fighting over SR girl) |
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| 18. | georgetown visitation | ||
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Georgetown visitation: anywhere else is just a school. Well that may be what it says on the license plate covers in the book store, but Visitation really is just that. Visitation means tradition, life long friends, religious sisters who care about you, teachers who want you to do well, fun parties, great athletics, cool plays, and a GREAT education. Visitation girls have fun and are dedicated to what they do. Whether its gold/white, singing, or calculus that you're into, Visitation caters to everyone. I love Georgetown Visitation girls!
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| 19. | Visivegan | ||
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Noun:
Someone who is only interested in the rights of livestock when it is socially advantageous 1. Oh good, no one can see me eating this chicken leg!
2. Hot Chick: I think animals should have equal rights to humans VisiVegan: Uhh... Yeah. Totally. (Hides chicken wing) |
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| 20. | National Cathedral School | ||
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An amazing private school in Washington,DC located on the close of the National Cathedral. Everyone who goes there is amazingly smart and beautiful. Not only does the NCS girls get the STA guys but they get the Prep guys too!! Yummy LETS FACE IT- EVERYONE IS JELOUS OF THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL SCHOOL
SR girl: Heyy i wish i could be as pretty as that NCS girl over there Visi girl: Me too then maybe i could get some of those Prep guys theyve been luring with theyre beauty Holton girl: Nahh i want to be an NCS girl more than all of you. Those teddy bears at landon dont know how to be manly. I want me some BULLDOGS!! |
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| 21. | Field School | ||
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A private prep school in DC, near Georgetown. It runs grades 7-12 but is pretty small, around 400 kids.
It used to be two trashy houses until it moved to the ex-Cafritz mansion on Foxhall Road and started bulding multi-million dollar facilities. The tuition is also one of the highest in washington. The student body is very diverse, although it is continually turning into a ralph lauren add. Everyone is nice, except for the younger grades (can you say mean girls?). The teachers are called by their first names and tend to be right out of harvard or yale and gorgeous. It isn't as competative at sports as neighboring schools but still continues to wins multiple banners every years. It has a bad rep, but Field is actually amazing. Oh, and the entire student body has amazing cars. Visi girl: Look at the girl over there...she's so gorgeous...what school does she go to?
Gonzaga guy: Uhh i think the Field School? Visi girl: Oh...EW...just kidding. Gonzaga guy: Sike, those girls are hot now- hotter than you orange bitches at least. |
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