a type of person that can't keep their hands to themselves and talks shit about everything in its path to get to where they want to be. a person who can't stand not being the center of attention. a human who NEEDS TO SUCK DICK AND CHOKE ON CUM!
Girl One - "Ayy girl, do you see that person standing their, they look like a Vishnu"
Girl Two - "Damn you right, that person is in the Vishnu of everything"

BOTH - "CHOKE BITCH!!!"
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1.The Hindu god of preservation. Known to many as the most powerful deity.

2.A hot, pimpin Indian guy.
A guy named Vishnu shows up at a party. All girls walk over to him.
by VanillaICE September 22, 2005

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A loving god who cares for those who love him. Known in his avatars of Rama and Krishna, there are eight other recognized avatars (including the Buddha). Vishnu’s chief consort is Lakshmi, goddess of wealth and fortune. As Shiva is known for his lingam, Vishnu is known by his saligrama (a fossilized ammonite from the Gandaki River) and normally holds a conch shell, a chakra, a mace and a lotus. He rides the bird Garuda and is often seen resting on the world serpent Ananta.
Vishnu is regarded as a major god in Hinduism and Indian mythology. He is thought as the preserver of the universe while two other major Hindu gods Brahma and Shiva, are regarded respectively, as the creator and destroyer of the universe.
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A born leader, a person who is sometimes knows as the 'Chairman' of the group. A person who the group cant function without.
Without (a) Vishnu the group falls apart.
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the dance or act or waving arms as if having multiple arms similar to the Hindu deity. Usually done when in the presence of the Fondler, the aging townie with photography degree and a time-traveling pony-tail.
Vishnu! Vishnu!

Walk like Viiissshnuuuu (song to "Walk like an Egyptian" tune)

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when your sucking on a titty and you get a shot of milk right in the eye
"Damn! I was sucking on Kristy Frank's boobies and she gave me a fucking vishnu!!"
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a person that looks like a velociraptor and mr.popo from dbz
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Guy 1: Boi why you look like a vishnu

Guy 2:Boi you look like my butthole after I eat Mexican food
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