Idiot 2: "How's that?"
Idiot 1: "Well, I had it all the way in, but then she said it hurt and she pushed me away...so I didn't get any strokes in...but i think I..broke the...cherry?"
Idiot 2: "Dude, u didn't take her virgnity...ur an idiot." "She probably hates you."
Parker: I took Christina's virginty.
Alex: God damn you, I wanted Christina's virginity.
Parker: Haha, sucks to be you.