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After being accepted to both UVA and VT among other schools, I chose VT over UVA. I didn't want to learn to be a pussy (i.e. someone who thinks having money or being a prep-of-sorts will somehow save your ass when it's getting beaten for walking down the street and mouthing off at a Hokie like me who's income comes from beating the shit outta people), so UVA was out of the question.
VT is the place to go unless you wanna be a lawyer, artist, writer or some other liberal jerk-me-off pro.
Virginia is for lovers, University of Virginia is for guy-on-guy lovers, Virginia Tech is for guy-on-girl lovers
by MMA fighter March 04, 2006
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The school of Hokie great and NFL Star Michael Vick, or should I say Ron Mexico - the herpes sex offender. And then there is his little brother, current Hokie Marcus "I wanna be like R. Kelly" Vick. Great family, great school...
I could make an example of the above definition, but that could get a little nasty....
by NOVAWVU April 14, 2005
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Overhyped football team that thinks they are god's gift to college football, but when they play quality football teams they lose. A school's whose football team is overhyped, but ultimately, sucks and underachieves.
"Man Virginia Tech is shitty, why can't they win a game that matters? It sucks to be a tech fan, cause the hokies always disappoints!
by Tech sucks September 30, 2006
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Sub-standard school in Virginia ranking near the bottom of the in-state college heirarchy. Most notable for being filled with rednecks and morons.
HS Senior #1: Where do you want to go to school?

HS Senior #2: I WANT to go to UVA, I'll probably go to JMU, but if Blue Ridge and Piedmont turn me down I'll go to Tech.
by J-Maddy March 29, 2005
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Virginia Tech is in essence the true college experience. Compared to any other top school in VA, VT has it all and does it damn well. From parties to academics to sports and research. We are a proud school and are proud of our heritage. With the best football team in the state and a damn good basketball team as well...well its a no brainer why UVA can never beat us. UVA is like a tick on the ball sack of VT. They need to stop trying to live up to us and do their own shit. And as far as academics go, VT is very competitive to get into, just as much as UVA and more so than JMU (only reason JMU gets so many applicants is because they want to party 24/7). With that being said, VT is a highly notable school with many majors making the top lists in this country. I am proud to be a Hokie and will represent Tech to the day I die. Go Hokies!
VT student: "I heard Virginia Tech has excellent research opportunities and the education there is on par with UVA. I think I might go to Tech this fall. And besides, JMU is a joke because all they do is party. Way to promote themselves with springfest lol."

UVA student: "God I hate VT, I would never fit in because I think so high of myself and I would miss mommy and daddy so much (sucks thumb). I heard VT is getting a med school soon. Were really screwed now"
by Bimmerfanantic April 11, 2010
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A school that resides somewhere in the southern part of Virginia. The students and alumni have a large inferiority complex and must refer to themselves as the Hokie Nation. Previously, their only claim to fame was Michael Vick. Suddenly, Vick has nothing to do with VPI...Even though he was with Frank Beamer at the 2007 NFL draft holding a VT hat, days after killing dogs with his own hands.
The Hokie Nation of Virginia Tech was crushed after they lost all their games in October and November for the 15th straight year.
by Jvick August 25, 2007
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I’m sorry but Virginia Tech is a sad excuse of a university. First of all you don’t take rankings from the 70’s and think that they are still relevant. Your prized engineering school isn’t even in the top 10 not to mention that it’s not even the best in the state that title would go to VCU. The Pamplin College of Business isn’t 41st in the nation like the Virginia Techs web site says, it not even close to the top 50. Yes Tech has a good football team but you are not a football school, for that you actually have to win the national title. Tech student are to dumb to get in UVA and must like the sausage fest not to go to JMU.
Oh and JMU has a better business school then you do. Virginia Tech needs to get off there high horse and start picking up its sh*t because that’s all a Virginia Tech alumni will ever amount to, the world needs ditch diggers. UVA is such a better school you cant even compare it to Virginia Tech.
UVA, JMU, Virginia Tech, Engineering School,Pamplin College of Business
by jimmy potsdamn October 23, 2007
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