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someone who has no sex life...(me)
guy- hey shawty , let's go to my place and get laid

stupid girl - no way ... i have to stay pure... i'll be virgin 'till the day i find someone who loves me for who i am ...
by teknopat April 30, 2007
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Someone who has not had sex yet.
My girlfriend is a virgin, but won't be for long!
by Dr.Phil June 03, 2005
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A female of the same description gets the best dick wherever and whenever she wants. AKA "non-virgin"
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One who has never seen Rocky Horror Picture show live in a theater.
"I've never seen Rocky Horror"
"Well, when we go you'll become a virgin sacrifice"
+shivers+
by k'luh December 27, 2005
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Someone who has not engaged in sexual intercourse. If you wish to find one, they may be hard to find as their gatherings are generally referred to as "Star Trek Conventions."

Additional gatherings may be: Anime Conventions, Star Wars conventions, and Lord of the Rings conventions.
"Hey Spock. Can I get a picture of you?" - Spock is probably a Virgin.
by Verin August 19, 2006
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Noun: Virgin ((astrology) a person who is born while the sun is in Virgo),Virgin (the sixth sign of the zodiac; the sun is in this sign from about August 23 to September 22)
I Was Born August 25 1987 So I Am A Virgin.
by TheTrueKira January 26, 2008
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Someone who hasn't gotten laid for the following reasons.

1. Religious

2. The type of person who spends their life reading comic books, watching anime/hentai, masturbating to internet porn, watching Star Trek , watching Star Wars, playing WOW 24/7, giggling over 5th grade jokes about sex, giggling over fart jokes, watching All Your Base Are Belong to us videos obsessively, having every regular nintendo game ever made, spitting out alcohol when offered a drink, being excessively worried about conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, knowing how to create a Linux computer from scratch, and spending all their free time indoors all living with their parents all their life.
Regular person: How old are you?

Virgin: 40

Regular person: When was the last time you had sex?


Virgin: Oh I'm a virgin because I'm scared to talk to women and women hate sex anyway.
by anonymous6812 July 10, 2008
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