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Eyeglasses that are so ugly that wearing them results in the repulsion of the opposite sex. Chances of getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend hence getting laid, will decrease just by wearing the glasses.
Mary: Hey when did you get those virgin glasses?

Jane: Wow, Mary are they that ugly?
by bonchk July 05, 2010
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