The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.
Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.
E-disease that kills people . . . caused by exposure to endless quibbling through electronic channels tv, email, texting, web-surfing, phoning, tweeting.
Quibble Virus or Viral Quibbling kills more people per year, from stress related disease, than any organic virus like AIDs, Herpes, Malaria, or H1N1.
The act of forwarding a web link or address to someone electronically.
I don't have time to watch that viral video right now. Flink it to me so I can watch it later.
Anal sex performed over the internet; a version of cyber sex focusing primarily on the human rectum.
"So you know what I want to do tonight?" "Enal?"
"I went online to check my email, and found a response to my mass message asking if anyone wanted to do some enal."
To all the dumb motherfuckers still posting links to Kony films...
You should be posting links and gratitude towards the people that helped those children when you were watching Anime and chatting it up on facebook for the last ten years.
Stupid viral sheep.
"public awareness" My ass, most of you have no idea about the history of Uganda, have not studied the complicated issues of the tribal country.
Most of you are brain-dead tarts that get used for propaganda reasons for a reason.
"I will help by posting a link" No bitch you should help by getting to your local red cross center as well as many other organizations and people who work in Africa daily so the kids have something to eat or drink.
Pick up history books while you are in the process as well.
Maybe you will understand how all of this came about at some point of clarity in your zombie brains.
-person shares video about kony-
"pass this on! we can save uganda together!"
no bitch, no you cant.
Video sharing site that forces viewers to link their viewing activity to Facebook, spamming their friends and edging the social network nearer to the precipice of drudgery and eye-rolling tedium that has befallen MySpace, blogs, message boards, list-servs, email, and every other mode of communication.
Socialcam and these so-called "social reader" apps aren't viral, they're bubonic.
|21.||Jamaica Jan Sun Princess|
In season 3, episode 12 of The Office, which is titled 'Back From Vacation,' Michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, Jan Levinson. He accidentally sends the photo to Darryl and it becomes viral around the office. The name of the jpeg file was, 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.' If your friends name starts with a J, its also looked upon as clever to replace 'Jan' with their name.
Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.