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A very well aged cheese formed in vaginal region of a skanky Bitch that's not been in use for some time e.g "wow that smells pretty Vintage today, I'd hate to eat that smelly cottage cheese ridden Minge".
My pussy feels quite creamy today, not at the Vintage cheese stage yet but im saving it for Brandon to clean out as he likes putting on his crackers with some white wine to go along with it, he likes the delicate tastes :3
by Brandon's a cunt June 28, 2014