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3.
The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".

He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)

"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
by alex1010 May 21, 2009
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1.
A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much.
Man, he's a total Vince.
I'm gonna get vinced tonight!!
by Danielle T. August 13, 2006
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2.
the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he's tall, dark, and handsome (; he'll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he's high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it..!<3
Vince is so fine he make's gay boys consider being girls !
by aassddffgghhjjkkll;;'' May 12, 2009
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4.
To do something in a half-ass quality or just don't do something at all and luck out.
"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.
by MadHatter123 August 21, 2008
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5.
THE REAL DEFINITION:
Extremely talented in the sack, really fucking cool, likes pizza & beer, & one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet.
Vince Schifani
by kjsdvflkcnj vj July 15, 2009
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6.
To jizz in an object, i.e. a toilet.
I Vinced My Pants.
by apablabb April 18, 2011
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7.
the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said
dude you totally vinced me out last night. now im off the sex wagon for a month
by forza May 02, 2007
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