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Vita\v(i)-ta\ is pronounced VEE-tah. The name origins from Latin meaning “life.” An extremely rare name. She is the heart stealer and can make you fall in love with her instantly. With her warming smile, great hugs, awesome kisser, beautiful dark eyes, amazingly sweet heart, surprising secret intelligence, and seductive yet hilarious jokes, she is guaranteed to be a lover for life. She lives a life filled with happiness but also sadness. When interested to you, she stays attached until said to stay away. Majority of the time, she wants to be kept close and have somebody to talk to. Her thoughts can kill her easily. She can be trouble at times and a lot of work but when known enough, she’s a real keeper. She is the most perfect, beautiful, best hugger, intelligent, funny, inspiring, innocent, sexy, quiet, and a perfect friend/girlfriend/mom/sister in the whole entire world. When you meet a Vita, make sure to keep her close because there’s only a small chance you’ll ever meet a Vita in your lifetime. She means “Life” because she is the life to your life. While on your death bed, you'll remember how great your life was because of Vita.
Nurse: "Sorry sir, but you only have a few more days of vita."

Patient: "It's ok. I had a great vita."
Vita by updatingnerd December 15, 2013
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North Vista Secondary School 

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.
Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!

Vitacock 

The bright yellow and pungent smelling urine secreted shortly after taking a vitamin.
Daniel: Holy shit, your piss smells awful.

Robert: Yeah man, I got the Vitacock.
Vitacock by lexmexington August 1, 2011

mar vista academy 

mar vista academy is a middle school located in san diego. that school has over 10 fights in about 2 months. people smoke in the bathrooms and come back hella high to class. sometimes they even ask “do i look high” bitch if you don’t want to look high then don’t smoke dumbass. anyways, there is a 7th grade teacher mr. fucking egghead. he is a science teacher and he’s fucking racist and looks like a motherfucking who from whovile. the students get threatened to get jumped and they get jumped without consent lmao. so i don’t recommend going to mar vista academy if you don’t want to get lectured by a fucking egg, get jumped, or wanna be around high students all the time.
don’t fucking go to mar vista academy a trash ass school.
Second generation (and maybe last) of hand-held consoles by Sony.

It was a massive step up from its predecessor, the PSP, featuring PS3-like graphics, dual analog controls, OLED screen and digital storage. Some of these features are rumored to be in the upcoming 3ds follow-up, the Nintendo NX, because Nintendo is notorious for being one generation behind the competition in terms of graphics and storage space.

However it was largely ignored by third parties and Sony due to the more popular albeit less powerful and technically inferior Nintendo 3DS.

Physical games for this system are getting harder to find as it is now supported by only a niche division of gamers.
"Are they even making PS Vita games anymore?"

"Nah, its such a shame. It had so much potential."
PS Vita by deadbunny97 September 7, 2016

VISTASTER 

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."
VISTASTER by Paulo from Oz May 27, 2008