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53.
This is the SHIT!!!
A devise created by Black Jesus and Shigeru Miyamoto after they fucked that hoe-bag Mary to pass the time that gives an alternitive to expereincing life by giving you fake ass sex, enough drugs to blow Cuba off the map, and enough brain busting violence to make you the ruler of hell. Video games lets you do these things in a way that won't give you AIDS, cancer, or the death sencence for all the fucking crazy ass shit you just did. This is the most popular thing to do now-a-days, because God has given us a lack of good looking pussy, non-killing drugs, and a way to comit murder and be considered a hero like back in the mideval times. 10 years ago, if you were a gamer, it would get you a rock thrown thru your skull, a punch in your dick, and a NES copy of Super Mario rammed up your ass.
Shigeru Miyamoto, the man who is called the Godfather of Gaming. do you really need any other examples... no you don't but your dumb ass is just gonna keep reading anyway, so i'll just list off a few for you to look at while my rented Chuck Noris ninjas sneak up on you and mind fuck you into thinking that your a catholic school slut with pink pigtails (dipshit). Here are some Video games examples: Halo, Doom, Zelda, Mario, Tomb Raider, Gears of War, Manhunt 2, Imfamous, Diablo 3, Final Fantsasy 1 thru who gives a fucking rat's ass.
by Sinkurepa the gamer June 01, 2009
 
1.
The only thing that's fun to do anymore.
Real life sucks.
by Human July 29, 2003
 
2.
An escape from life, like (see weed). When you get back, the problems of life hit you in the face like a brick.
mother: why are you on those games so much?
son: Everything else sucks.
by leah March 29, 2005
 
3.
computerized games involving many gernes of types
I play video games because murder in real life is illegal.
by Bob Smith May 01, 2003
 
4.
The only thing that brings me joy.
Life is nothing without video games
by chocobo chaser February 02, 2005
 
5.
a form of entertainment that is composed of any type of game put into a digital image on a screen and is operated by the player through means of a control connected to a form of a console

commonly a scapegoat for politicians and crappy parents

my hobby

ace combat 4,halo,alien vs predator 2,mortal kombat,street fighter,megaman X,kirby,super mario world, and yoshi's island made my kid gouge my wife's left eye out and feed it to our dog,i woulda stopped him or tought him better,but i was to drunk off my ass to be a proper parent

by covenant mastermind October 08, 2003
 
6.
The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.
Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.
by AYB September 10, 2003
 
7.
3D or 2D virtual games that can waste your time for good and fun.
I play videogames because the world outside my house burns t3h Sk1n.
by Sephyr February 04, 2004