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A para-site is a website that lives off the popularity of another (usually very popular) web site. Para-sites do this by spamming links pointing to their own site on another more popular website to gain traffic.
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Because the web sites these para-sites spam on have so much traffic it means that even if they manage to siphon off only a small percentage of visitors they still get a lot more hits than they would have usually. (mainly because para-sites alone are of little interest to the average Internet user and of low quality) Most para-sites will also have a lot of advertising on their websites. This is so they can gain revenue and the main reason para-sites exists. To make money without any effort and by the popularity of others. The name originates from the real term "parasite" which means: "A plant or animal that for all or part of its life obtains food and physical protection from a living organism of another species which is usually damaged by and never benefits from its presence. A person who lives at the expense of others, contributing nothing in return." Para-sites would not exists without the large and popular sites they "feed" off. ... |
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| 2. | google video | ||
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A website originally intended for video sharing. Although many of their videos are entertaining (even thought most are usually extremely stupid), google video is heavily spammed by marketing clips and random offshore “www dot some random scam site dot com” links. These spammers claim to have made tons of money by spamming others to join their pyramid scam. Dude! Last night at that party, you got so drunk that you took a shit in your girlfriends fish tank. You may not remember it, but we got it on tape, and put it up on google video for the world to see.
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| 3. | 2girls1finger | ||
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Another lame shock video site along the lines of 2girls1cup and BME Pain Olympics. Like 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger is of an overt sexual nature and involves people throwing up in, on and around each other and eating said throw up just to do it all again. All these sites are off chutes of the original internet shock sites goatse and tubgirl. Unfortunately, as of November 2007 shock sites are the flavor of the moment mainly due to the fact that it has spurned a mass amount of even lamer videos showing individuals shocked reactions to these videos. Turd: Have you seen 2girls1finger yet bro!?
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Normal Guy: What!? What the hell is that another lame shock site? Turd: Hell Yeah! Normal guy: Nah bro. I'm over it, hell I was never into it... and by the way, don't ever contact me again. After tricking their friends into watching 2girls1finger and recording it on a hidden webcam, Tammy and Billy Bob went home and posted a reaction video to their friends' reaction video which was also a reaction to their friends' reaction to their friend Lucy Lu Lu's Mom and Sister watching the video. Problem was, aside from their friends and acquaintances, nobody cares or finds it funny at all. Dude1: Man I'll be happy when all this tubgirl, goatse, 2tubgirls1goat crap is behind us. Dude2: Me too man. Once everybody realizes the reaction vids are stupid it'll all be over. Dude1: Yeah, sad part is some sick loser pricks actually live this crap and make those scat and ball chopping and bicycle pump screwing vids for a joy and in some cases a profit. Dude2: No kidding. Pathetic really. Hey, no biggie, one day they'll all be burning and rotting in Hell anyway, then they can eat all the poop and throw up they want. Dude1: Ha Ha Ha. No doubt! Let's go grab an In-N-Out Burger. Dude2: Hell Yeah. |
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| 4. | shock site | ||
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A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, or extremely violent nature. Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, or video clip, or a small gallery, and are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website. Other shock sites are merely websites that openly display shocking material. Famous examples include: goatse.cx, lemonparty.org, lolshock.com and hai2u.com. That Shock Site you sent me is disgusting! I feel like vomiting now!
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| 5. | Shock Site | ||
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A site which typically contains a single image or a single video, created for the sole purpouse of shocking/scaring/making ill, its victim. People then send the site to their friends/enemies, then point and laugh as they vomit blood from their eyeballs. A good example of a shock site would be: www.whatmannerof.com
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| 6. | This video is not available in your country. | ||
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The most annoying message on any video sharing site. Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American! |
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| 7. | Ninja Video | ||
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The best place on the web to watch full movies and television programs for free. Everything is high quality and most of the time reliable. However, there is a price to pay for such free services. The sheer amount of self-adulation and false assessments about the quality of the programs offered on the site is becoming so frequent it is nauseating. Every video that is put up has some sort of pat on the back attached to it by the admins who posted it. They even make claims about being the SOLE website to host a certain video, when it is simply NOT TRUE. On top of that, they say they are the only ones who have a quality version of something, but when you go to play it, it sits there buffering at 0%. I could stomach the self-adulation and arrogant opinions if they were true to their word about the quality of their site, but they're not. They think that because their doing everyone a favor they have the right to parade around like arrogant jerks. Well they don't. Phara, Wadsworth, and the whole lot need to get over themselves and drop the whole "leet" act. I am not going to donate to a site that thinks so highly of themselves, while verbally shitting on the programs I like and promoting the programs that are garbage. Just skim the main page of Ninja Video or listen to one of their moronic podcasts. It will be quite clear.
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