| 1. | Victory | ||
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A Megadeth song connecting nearly Megadeth hit in only 4 minutes 27 seconds with a kick ass guitar solo to boot. Songs mentioned include Hangar 18, Lucretia, Skin O' My Teeth and Tornado of Souls (Among plenty of others). Upon hearing this gem off the Youthanasia album, one might suffer from a combination of the following: Carpal Tunnel (You got in a fight with an air guitar and lost. Miserably.) Whiplash (Headbanged too hard... it happens to the best of us) and random bruises on your posterior and face (This track kicked your ass while beating you senseless with nostalgia of mosh pits past) G- Dude, check this shit out.
N- The fuck is this? G- Victory N- Well, that explains why it's full of epic win |
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| 2. | Mound | ||
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An ugly, fat, wet vagina that makes you want to barf. I thought she'd look good naked, but then I took a peek at her MOUND and wanted to cry.
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| 3. | friedman unit | ||
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A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that conditions in Iraq will improve "in six months." "This time I really mean it - - we're just a friedman unit away from victory over the terrorists."
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| 4. | noob host | ||
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In DOTA, noob host has a few defination:
1. Complete moron that create a DOTA game and full house, purpose leave the game without the game ever start, annoy everyone out. 2. Host that create a DOTA game but suck at it. Commonly seen as love to become feeder. 3. Host that almost lose the game and leave the game when opponent are closer to their victory, pissing them out. 4. Host that lag the game and delay it, and so on, fucking everyone off. 5. Host that AFK and leave when his level is so low. Example: everyone is above level 18 but host still at 12. 1. Host: ok, gogogo.
AP mode. GAME START IN 5... 4.. 3.. Host has left the game. Gamer 1: Hey, fuck u. Gamer 2, NOOB HOST LA! 2. gamer 7 pwn host's head for 275 gold! gamer 7 is beyond godlike! Somebody kill him! gamer 2: sigh! Host got fucked again! gamer 3: serve that faggot right! Who ask the noob host to feed gamer 7 so much??? gamer 7: ^^ 3. Gamer 7, 8, 9, 10: Yeah! Faster push, we almost win! Gamer 2, 3, 4, 5: GG! ^^ Host has left the game. Everyone: zzzzzzzz Everyone: Piss the host off la! Gamer 4: LOL! NOOB HOST! 4. Gamer 6: Lag again! Host got tunnel or not??? Host: tunnel already lo! Gamer 6: then y still lag?? Host: zzzzzzz Gamer 7: Noob Host! ^^ 5. ( Ping the map ) Gamer 5: If wasn't the host afk, we could have win. Gamer 3: Yalo, Fucking Noob Host! Gamer 4: See la, host only level 12 only! Host has left the game. Everyone: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Gamer 4: Like that also left game. XD! |
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| 5. | November Messiah | ||
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1) Every mental defective with no real employment potential somehow sees the “me” in messiah. It’s a gift. Come November, the blissfully ignorant masses (blisstards) line up to elect the media endorsed ‘promised one’ in the same manner they buy lotto tickets - having completely irrational faith in the terrible lie of a free lunch - and for the same reason too - they think the world owes them something. 2) In truly unbiased terms: a sock puppet, meant to sell the globalist agenda of the real powers - the international banking families, the military industrial complex, the medical industrial complex 3) Initiation of the November Messiah does not end with an election night victory and the inauguration, as commonly perceived. Joining the New World Order gang of elitist oligarchs, like joining any other gang, requires the initiate to make a sacrifice. Past sacrifices include Bill Clinton’s 1993 World Trade Center bombing, 1995 Oklahoma City bombings and George Bush’s 2001 Pentagon and World Trade Center demolitions. Odds are Barack Obama will nuke a major U.S. city during FEMA’s NLE 09 exercise scheduled for late July, 2009 and/or mandate compulsory vaccination using contaminated/live virus shots around September 9, 2009 (9-9-09). ----- more...
STG RUTHERS: The next time a blisstard says he can fly, let him jump off the building and he’ll drop like a frozen turkey and splat like a watermelon - every time - it’s great. The Law of Gravity is and always will be and it laughs at the delusions of lunatics. The Laws of Civilization are no different. A November Messiah promises riches to the well-connected and lazy blisstards and I am instantly filled with resent and rage because the promised light at the end of the tunnel is not a brighter future; it’s always my working class paycheck going up in flames. ----- “The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.” - H.L. Mencken “Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.” - William Pitt, 1783 “To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical.” - Thomas Jefferson “The evils of tyranny are rarely seen but by him who resists it.” - John Hay, 1872 “All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.” - Thomas Jefferson “Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.” - Henry David Thoreau “Whenever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education. It has been discovered that the best way to ensure implicit obedience is... |
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| 6. | glenn pen rally | ||
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When a baseball team or any other competitive team places an individual athlete inside of a cage or pen during a portion of the game to rally the team to victory. This player is most likely to be a social outcast on the team. When the Oakland Raiders were losing to the Rams at kickoff, the team decided to use the glenn pen rally by putting JaMarcus Russel in the tunnel to rally the Raiders to a 4th quarter victory.
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