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Thanks for the head but if you will excuse me I have to go and take a victory piss.
by Noughty Nolte January 10, 2007
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the piss that you take in relief immediatly after achieving a goal
i just finishes fixing my laptop thats been broken for 2 years im so happy

now,... i have to take a victory piss
(true story)
by Mav7x July 21, 2010
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The act of urinating after having needed a piss for more than an hour. Particularly after several pints of ale.
A tear of joy rolled down Edward's cheek as he unleashed a torrent of golden glory that'd he'd needed since lunch. "Ahh, a true Victory Piss"
by Viking Face February 01, 2009
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