An awesome alternative/electro rock band from Gainesville, FL. Their songs include Medina Sod and Input Energize, both upbeat songs with an excellent combination of guitar, bass, drums and vox. Victory Blvd was originally a solo side project started by guitarist Patrick Daniel that was converted into a full band shortly after the disbanding of a previous project known as Re-Issued, which also involved bassist Andy and drummer Alex. That trio practiced and wrote music together for 6 months before finally adding vocalist Kodi Diabolical into the lineup in March 2008. The band performed their first set on April 10th, 2008 at 1982 Bar, which was met with an enthusiastic response.

Once upon a time in the ultra blorch galaxy there lay a planet known as blorch and on that planet was a species called the blorch people. These people are friendly and hostile creatures that live in blorchville a little town covered in blorch. In this town there once was a blorch person known as the blorchinator. This creature was neglected and abused. All this person would do is blorch every Monday through Friday and on weekends were he would reload. In the Blorchinator's room was a golden dildo which he basked in its glory. This golden dildo could morph into any shape you wanted it to be. It could be 200ft. long if you wish or it could be a 1mm. long dildo if you wish. Well our story begins when the blorchinator was only 15 years old. He got into his first fight with the golden dildo theft monster who happened to be disguising himself as a terrorist by wearing a turban and chest bomb. As the battle began, the golden dildo theft monster used his theft powers to attack the blorchinator, but it missed. So the blorchinator had nothing to do. But all of a sudden he felt all tingly and the tip of his head opened and a sudden explosion occurred. White stuff spewed everywhere trapping the golden dildo theft monster in it. The golden dildo theft monster started to melt and then was gone. The blorchinator had won a heroic victory. he figured out that the white sticky stuff was acidic and melted his foe. So he decided to call the white sticky substance skit. This was now his primar...