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when your spouse or sexual partner wears loads of make up, the male soaks his genitalia in water or oil, and repeatedly slaps the female until her make up comes off onto the penis. the male then inserts his penis into the female's mouth.
"My girlfriend wears too much make up."
"Hey man, Victoria's Secret can fix that!"
by jahne October 24, 2011
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1.
poor man's porn.
Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!
by carly January 05, 2004
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2.
Something Victoria doesn't want to tell you.
No, I certaintly won't tell you. It's Victoria's Secret!
by Tromboja January 02, 2005
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3.
Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.
"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."
by lacey May 07, 2005
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4.
Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.
Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.
by GAW II October 24, 2008
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5.
A store where straight men often pretend to be gay so they can work there, folding panties. Only to find that later on, it prevents them from getting laid, and they never get to size women for bras.
lalala victoria's secret
by crayonzzzz November 28, 2009
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6.
the secret is victoria is a man
(barfing after reading0
by Chris February 24, 2005
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7.
1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...

1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
by naknumm February 01, 2008
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