It is a way to make you sound smarter then if just you say bullshit.

A person who has suffered random calls from random friends in their contacts they never knew they had. The person calling claims "it was because of the touch screen" or "it called in my pocket" or "i meant to call my mom, sorry" etc. You are a victim to bullshit, annoyance and lies.

A person, usually a teenage boy, who's social life, and possibly other aspects of his life have been destroyed by the movie "Twilight".

This has happened because the friends-that-are-girls of this man have become completely addicted to everything and anything that has to do with the movie "Twilight". These friends may wear articles of black or dark blue clothing that say completely stupid phrases like, "Your scent is like a drug to me", "I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go", or, "You are my life now". The Twilight Victim has no idea what significance these phrases have, and most Twilight Victims haven't even seen the movie. They learn to hate the parts of the movie that the girls mention most. The girls only mention certain parts to the Twilight Victim, the parts that the girl knows will piss off the guy the most.

The friends are also characterized by:

1) Comparing the way people look to Edward Cullen and Isabella Who-Gives-A-Shit

2) Threatening to "Cut you up and burn you", if you don't "Get in the sunlight and sparkle"

3) Getting mad at ME for wearing sexy sunglasses, then yelling at me that I need to take them off and give them back to Edward Cullen

4) Having an obsession with red apples

5) Dropping red apples on their foot and trying to make it pop back into their hand

6) For some reason, they like really old rusty beat-up red pickup trucks

7) Love cloudy/rainy days

8) Like to...

One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.

To attempt a lie about an obvious crime because the victim is no longer alive to dispute it.

1. Used to describe the actions of another, pertaining to what is commonly associated with being a bitch.

2. Actions or words that would place a person in a state of irritability.

3. Actions taken, or words spoken against another in an attempt to vindicate being a bitch.

4. Of or pertaining to bullshit.

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.