|1.||victim mentality bullshit|
It is a way to make you sound smarter then if just you say bullshit.
1. (Bob) I had to bike 1000 miles and I nearly died. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
2. (Bush) They are making weapons of mass destruction. ( Percy ) That is victim mentality bullshit.
|2.||Random Calling Victim|
A person who has suffered random calls from random friends in their contacts they never knew they had. The person calling claims "it was because of the touch screen" or "it called in my pocket" or "i meant to call my mom, sorry" etc. You are a victim to bullshit, annoyance and lies.
Wendy's phone randomally went through her contacts found Raluph's number and called it. Raluph answered it to a bunch faint voices and ruffles from being in her pocket. He frantically screamed hello 100 times before he hung up. Raluph suffered as a Random Calling Victim.
A person, usually a teenage boy, who's social life, and possibly other aspects of his life have been destroyed by the movie "Twilight".more...
This has happened because the friends-that-are-girls of this man have become completely addicted to everything and anything that has to do with the movie "Twilight". These friends may wear articles of black or dark blue clothing that say completely stupid phrases like, "Your scent is like a drug to me", "I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go", or, "You are my life now". The Twilight Victim has no idea what significance these phrases have, and most Twilight Victims haven't even seen the movie. They learn to hate the parts of the movie that the girls mention most. The girls only mention certain parts to the Twilight Victim, the parts that the girl knows will piss off the guy the most.
The friends are also characterized by:
1) Comparing the way people look to Edward Cullen and Isabella Who-Gives-A-Shit
2) Threatening to "Cut you up and burn you", if you don't "Get in the sunlight and sparkle"
3) Getting mad at ME for wearing sexy sunglasses, then yelling at me that I need to take them off and give them back to Edward Cullen
4) Having an obsession with red apples
5) Dropping red apples on their foot and trying to make it pop back into their hand
6) For some reason, they like really old rusty beat-up red pickup trucks
7) Love cloudy/rainy days
8) Like to...
One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"
To attempt a lie about an obvious crime because the victim is no longer alive to dispute it.
Because the victim committed suicide, Scott was able to GALVIN his way through the interrogation, claiming he didn't molest the victim, but rather started dating him secretly when he was twelve years old.
1. Used to describe the actions of another, pertaining to what is commonly associated with being a bitch.
2. Actions or words that would place a person in a state of irritability.
3. Actions taken, or words spoken against another in an attempt to vindicate being a bitch.
4. Of or pertaining to bullshit.
IE. (A = Bitch, B = Victim of Bitch Shit)
A: "Why didn't you call me back last night?"
B: "I was busy."
A: "You are always to busy for me!"
B: "Don't call me with that BITCH SHIT!"
A: "You're late!"
B: "But, I called to let you know I had
A: "Well, don't let it happen again!"
B: "Why do I put up with this BITCH SHIT?"
A: "I can't stand you! I'm going to slash your tires
and bust your headlights!"
B: "You better keep away from me with that BITCH
|7.||Putting something hot up in that ass|
The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.
Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!