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Vickdick 

1. a. Anyone who believes Michael Vick has the right to play for the NFL therefore, role model, sports hero for Americas youth is a Vickdick.
b. Anyone who supports Michael Vick, profits from Michael Vick, pays to see Michael Vick play football, cheers for Michael Vick is a Vickdick.
2. a. Anyone who raises Pit Bulls to fight is a Vickdick. (esp. middle to upper class, do not need betting money but do it for kicks)
b. Anyone who uses sweet, innocent Pit Bulls as "bait" by taping their jaws shut so young Pit Bulls can practice fighting by biting and torturing the dog to death is a Vickdick.
c. Anyone who steals innocent Pit Bulls to sell for bait is a Vickdick.
d. Anyone who watches and/or bets on Pit Bull fights to the death are Vickdicks.
7. ( Loosely) a. Anyone who tortures animals, esp. buries them in their back yard is a Vickdick.
b. Any viscous coward who profits from others misery and death is a Vickdick.
Andy Reid, coach for the Philadelphia Eagles thinks it's a great idea to hire Michael Vick. Andy Reid is seeing dollar signs above humanitarian reasoning, Andy Reid is clearly a Vickdick.
Vickdick by vlcmna August 18, 2009
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david vicodin 

Alias for former hall of fame quarterback Bret Favre. Favre took on the pysuedonym after battling an addiction to the powerful opiate vicodin.
"Hey, did you see ol' david vicodin retired"
-"Who?"
"You know, Brett Favre."
david vicodin by Deez Nizzuts March 8, 2008
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Vicodized 

Being in a foggy, drowsy, and drugged state caused by the use of the prescription painkiller Vicodin.
I'd totally drive you to school but my brain is totally vicodized.
A DEA schedule 2 (CII) narcotic (opioid) pain reliever consisting of hydrocodone bitartrate and acetaminophen. Was one of the most prescibed medications
My doctor won't give me Vicodin any more because he's afraid of the DEA! He will only give me Tylenol 3, which sucks! Dammit!
A perscription, schedule III, narcotic analgestic (pain killer) containing hydrocodone and acetaminophen (Tylenol). Hydrocodone is actually an opiate, like heroin, that gives an amazing euphoric body high but it's also very addictive (although not nearly as addictive as heroin). Vicodin also has very severe withdrawal effects, similar to those of heroin, although not as severe.

Vicodin is perscribed for mild to severe pain often after a surgery, but sometimes for long-term use. Vicodin is produced by Knoll Labratories and comes in three varieties. Vicodin (5 mg hydrocodone, 500 mg acetaminophen), Vicodin ES (7.5/750), Vicodin HP (10/660). There is also many generic variants of Vicodin.

Vicodin is often taken for recreational use because it gives an amazing, euphoric body high. Vicodin is most commonly taken orally in pill form or crushed up and insufflated (snorted). Snorting results in slightly more powerful effects which come into effect much faster. Acetaminophen is extremely harmful to the liver in high doses (2,000+ mg) so often times, for recreational use, people will extract the hydrocodone from the pill resulting in an extremely vile liquid which can be taken orally or rectally via syringe (not very common, but people do it).

The most common side effects include itching, nausea, paranoia, and intense sweating even if it's not really hot. The severity of the side effects depends on the dose taken. 10-15 mg is considered a moderate dose and 20-30 mg is a high dose. Some people will even take around 60 mg but this isn't very smart because the side effects will be so severe you will not enjoy the experience at all.
Two or three tabs of Vicodin HP will give you a great, euphoric body high.
Vicodin by Jimmy2551 July 15, 2006

Vicodin Es 

Extra Strength Vicodin. 7.5 mg hydrocodone, 750 mg Tylenol.
Doc... This Vicodin is not helping the pain any more. Now what? Here try Vicodin ES. It is 1.5 times as strong.
Vicodin Es by Buttercup87 August 17, 2011

vicodick 

The inability to achieve an erection due to ingesting a large amount of Vicodin.
<her>: "Honey, come on upstairs and do me, I'm horny."

<him>: "Sorry dear, I can't tonight. I have vicodick."
vicodick by SQL February 25, 2011